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Library In Heaven Stocks The Bible And Only The Bible

'Mildred-thy milk runneth over!'

"Why didn't you simply open the window?"

A surprise in heaven

Benedict & Associates: Communication Strategies, Lobbying. . .

'Agreed, 40 years is a long time to wander around, but think of the travel expenses.'

"And almighty God said to Adam, 'Get a room already will ya!'" "Little known fact from the Book of Genesis."

"Why, Vicar, I'm Eve in the Garden of Eden, surely..."

"The first week of school is just review. You know. Scenes from last year's episode."

"Enough with the treehugging already!"

"At first, I was teaching Job a lesson, but now I'm just messing with him."

"My name's God, and I approve this message."

"Of course there's an afterlife. It's called 'death'."

Gates of heaven

"At the time I thought it was a goose."

'If you're a nun, where's your nunchucks?'

'All the tellers are nuns.'

"I'll convert. What does the attorney general recommend?"

The Old Enemies - Catholics and Protestants

"The Brother printer is out of ink."

"Repent! The Venga bus is coming!"

"And now, a few words about the feel-God factor"

'This is for the V.A.T.- the Vicar's Autumn Treat!'

"According to the breathalyzer, the wine definitely represents your blood."

"Hallelujah!"

Father Sinead takes confession.... "You did F%!&>$G what, you C%*T!"

Does this mean we lose our security deposit?

Moral Outrage.

'I propose a day of mild exasperation in response to Richard Dawkins.'

About to take a triumphant departure from Ireland, Saint Patrick set his sights on world domination. That is, before his focus was diverted by a small harmless looking beverage.

Religious toilets.

Holy Relics.

"Can we discuss this?"