Religious Recess Fan Gifts

Hop-scotching monk.

"We're following Carrot Top."

William Shakespeare sitting at a desk

"Wait 'til my Dad hears about this!"

Trappist Monk Discord

Tiny Visions

"So, like, don't make any big plans for this weekend."

The Da Vinci Cod

'No room at the inn, baby born in a manger: It's gonna be a great story to tell at parties...'

"I don't care what anybody says, coffee just tastes better in a tree stand. . ."

You're my Venus

"I'm having my entrails read."

"A wise choice sir! Aah. . . Da Vinci - a genius of the Renaissance and a man who changed the face of art forever! Would you like that as a bookmark, a pencil sharpener or a fridge magnet. . . ?"

"Commandments aren't really selling these days. However, we're willing to consider self-help tips or personal improvement ideas."

'Nothing about the evils of corporate downsizing?'

Non-Fiction / Nun-Fiction

Religious Maintenance: 24 Hr Callout.

This will really mess with their minds someday.

'Quit throwing dinner plates, Gentle Jesus.'

"When we asked you to paint the ceiling of the Sistine Chapel, Michaelangelo, we were hoping you'd snazz it up."

Adam and Eve in Paradise

'So, I take it that diversity isn't a priority?'

Rembrandt's Selfies

Your basket: Gold. . .You may also like: Frankincense and Myrrh.

"I'm not loitering officer, I 'm waiting for the next renaissance!"

"Another selfie, Rembrandt?"

"I'm supposed to meet a minister and a priest here..."

'I wouldn't worry about a poor sense of direction...'

"Amen, brother."

"Easter and Halloween are my two favorite zombie-related holidays."

Nativity Scene on the Underground

How Noah did it.

'Of course we cross Martin Luther off our Christmas card list!'

"It's funny. . . I know it's the renaissance, but I keep writing dark ages on my checks!"

Osmoses.