Religious Modernist Gifts

"The Senior Center hated the new look but the Middle School went ballistic."

Night-time halo

"Would you like to keep eighty-seven tabs open?"

"If there were really a God, trees would come with outlets and wifi hubs."

The Selfie

'Of course homosexuality is not a sin, handsome.'

There is nothing more satisfying that peeling the film off a brand new building.

'God's forgiveness of sins ... is that like a spiritual bailout program?'

Maybe we should stop calling it 'The Masters.'

'Nothing about the evils of corporate downsizing?'

'Let us pray...'

Christian and Born again Christian...

"Herb's from Texas."

Pastor's Bumper Sticker: Save the Congregation

The ten ammendments

'Shouldn't we be doing this online?'

"Remember that it is easier for a camel to pass through the eye of a needle than for a rich man to enter the Kingdom of Heaven

"And do you, Stephanie, promise to love, honor and 'obey'?

"I don't see HIS name on it."

"Fire one shot if you find a waterhole or two for a coffeeshop."

"Communion at the contemporary service is scones and coffee."

'Get an afterlife!'

'Thou shall not covet the neighbours same sex partner.'

Woman Bishop with vacuum cleaner. Vicar saying 'It's to appease the traditionalists.'

10 Commandments Exceptions.

Bloke orders a pizza as Jesus divides the loafs and fishes

"Please turn to page 38 in your hymn-or-her books." The feminist cause marches on.

"Everything I needed to know I learned from my mother - but I usually follow up with a YouTube video for verification purposes."

'Norman really cherishes his ideals.'

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Hip hop Santa.

'Oh, oh! They're going to give it to us with both barrels!'

'...in sickness and in health, with full coverage or without...'