Religious Modernist Gifts

"The Senior Center hated the new look but the Middle School went ballistic."

Night-time halo

"Would you like to keep eighty-seven tabs open?"

'Of course homosexuality is not a sin, handsome.'

The Selfie

"If there were really a God, trees would come with outlets and wifi hubs."

There is nothing more satisfying that peeling the film off a brand new building.

'God's forgiveness of sins ... is that like a spiritual bailout program?'

'Nothing about the evils of corporate downsizing?'

'Let us pray...'

Maybe we should stop calling it 'The Masters.'

Christian and Born again Christian...

Pastor's Bumper Sticker: Save the Congregation

"Herb's from Texas."

'Have you two taken the COSMO 'compatibility test'?'

The ten ammendments

'Shouldn't we be doing this online?'

"And do you, Stephanie, promise to love, honor and 'obey'?

"Remember that it is easier for a camel to pass through the eye of a needle than for a rich man to enter the Kingdom of Heaven

"Communion at the contemporary service is scones and coffee."

"I don't see HIS name on it."

'Thou shall not covet the neighbours same sex partner.'

"Fire one shot if you find a waterhole or two for a coffeeshop."

'Get an afterlife!'

Woman Bishop with vacuum cleaner. Vicar saying 'It's to appease the traditionalists.'

10 Commandments Exceptions.

Bloke orders a pizza as Jesus divides the loafs and fishes

"Please turn to page 38 in your hymn-or-her books." The feminist cause marches on.

"Everything I needed to know I learned from my mother - but I usually follow up with a YouTube video for verification purposes."

'Place your hand on the e-bible and text me a repeat text of my text...'

Hip hop Santa.

'Norman really cherishes his ideals.'

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'If anyone objects to this union, Tweet now or forever hold your peace.'

'Oh, oh! They're going to give it to us with both barrels!'