Religion Researchers Gifts

'Basically, it's a ten-step program....'

"Trust me Jesus, if you want to make a bigger impact work on being seeker friendly."

You got that beer that the monks make, didn't you?

"Um, I notice there's nothing in here about pork."

'Wow! -- Talk about a paradigm shift!'

'Yes, all at once!'

"Well, we needed the rain."

"It's cool – God told us to!"

'You'll never believe this - they've found the actual body of Jesus!'

A surprise in heaven

"O Lord—why art thou such a drama queen?"

'Look, I never said salvation would be PRETTY!'

Coronavirus Waves

The World's Biggest Book Club

"Mainstream? Who's to say what's mainstream?"

"You think two weeks in isolation is hard?"

'I need to borrow your Ph.D. for a half hour tomorrow. I have a major problem to solve.'

"Drop everything, Dominic. I need you to proof this for blasphemy."

'Is there an E-Reader Edition?'

"Commandments aren't really selling these days. However, we're willing to consider self-help tips or personal improvement ideas."

How world war III started.

"I wonder how many people are claiming to be your messiah right now?"

'Number three?', 'This is NOT a quiz!'

'You know, I never have had a sabbatical....'

"It's either the Ten Commandments or the Mueller Report."

Moses Today. Due to the sensitive nature of this matter, my source wishes to remain anonymous.

'I'm pretty sure I have a Ph.D. I think one came bundled with my new computer.'

'We were kind of hoping to let our CONSCIENCE be our guide.'

"Mark, you have to stop calling John's gospel 'Fan Fiction.'"

We have a problem with your research. We're Encyclopedia Britannica and you're Wikipedia.

"...and if you add wind-chill factor, the next plague will be even worse!"

"No, the Trinity is not the Father, The Son, and the Preacher's wife."

The Ten Really Cool Facts

"You atheists wouldn't exist without God!"

"Yes, but you were the defender of the wrong faith."