Religion Researchers Gifts

'Basically, it's a ten-step program....'

"Trust me Jesus, if you want to make a bigger impact work on being seeker friendly."

"Um, I notice there's nothing in here about pork."

'Wow! -- Talk about a paradigm shift!'

'Yes, all at once!'

"Well, we needed the rain."

'You'll never believe this - they've found the actual body of Jesus!'

"It's cool – God told us to!"

A surprise in heaven

"O Lord—why art thou such a drama queen?"

'Look, I never said salvation would be PRETTY!'

"You think two weeks in isolation is hard?"

Coronavirus Waves

"Mainstream? Who's to say what's mainstream?"

'I need to borrow your Ph.D. for a half hour tomorrow. I have a major problem to solve.'

"Drop everything, Dominic. I need you to proof this for blasphemy."

'Is there an E-Reader Edition?'

'Number three?', 'This is NOT a quiz!'

'You know, I never have had a sabbatical....'

How world war III started.

"I wonder how many people are claiming to be your messiah right now?"

"It's either the Ten Commandments or the Mueller Report."

'I'm pretty sure I have a Ph.D. I think one came bundled with my new computer.'

'We were kind of hoping to let our CONSCIENCE be our guide.'

"Mark, you have to stop calling John's gospel 'Fan Fiction.'"

"...and if you add wind-chill factor, the next plague will be even worse!"

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The Ten Really Cool Facts

Tragically Moses didn't see the eleventh commandment.

A likely story - lost his waterskis in a poker game !

"Yes, but you were the defender of the wrong faith."

"You atheists wouldn't exist without God!"