Religion Study Gifts

'Hmm … let me see … haven't seen this before … I'll need to ask the boss about this one.'

"Trust me Jesus, if you want to make a bigger impact work on being seeker friendly."

'Yes, all at once!'

"Well, we needed the rain."

"Sometimes Peter I wish it would just stay as water."

"Uh Oh! Jehovah's"

Moses uses the burning bush to roast a kosher frank

"No, this is NOT a beta-test!"

'We were kind of hoping to let our CONSCIENCE be our guide.'

Hot cross buns

"Mark, you have to stop calling John's gospel 'Fan Fiction.'"

"...and if you add wind-chill factor, the next plague will be even worse!"

"No, the Trinity is not the Father, The Son, and the Preacher's wife."

"Actually, I think it's a cluster of SCUD missiles heading our way!"

"You atheists wouldn't exist without God!"

Tragically Moses didn't see the eleventh commandment.

Finger puppets in church.

"And on the fourth day god finished the work that he had done and he rested. . ."

BRAND-NEW OMG-STORY

"Are these the Top Ten Commandments?"

'Well if you don't want the apple, can I tempt you with this?'

"Hey, I'll download them to my tablet too."

Monk Graffiti

"He changed water into wine!"

"Is there a God?"

"Not another religious conflict... I've still got last year's."

Joseph and the Coat of Many Colors.

Oh, @#$%, is that

95 Theses That Will Blow Your Mind!

Terms and conditions on the mount

"If God had intended us to fly in jets, He would have seen to it that the Wright Brothers invented jets."

'Did you keep a back up in the cloud?'

Clerical Training Course - 'Gentlemen, we are here to practise what we preach.'

Virgin MaryExtra Virgin Mary.

Door sign states: Reincarnation studies Come again ... and again.