Studying Religion Gifts

Door sign states: Reincarnation studies Come again ... and again.

"No, you were right - this is much better than how it was before."

"M, F, L, G, B, T, Q, I - we're going to need a bigger ark."

BRAND-NEW OMG-STORY

Moses on a park bench

'Typical, the World's covered in water and Noah runs aground.'

Elisha floats the keys to the borrowed car, after the disciple dropped them in the water.

"Trust me Jesus, if you want to make a bigger impact work on being seeker friendly."

'Yes, all at once!'

"Well, we needed the rain."

"Sometimes Peter I wish it would just stay as water."

"It's cool – God told us to!"

Moses uses the burning bush to roast a kosher frank

How world war III started.

"No, this is NOT a beta-test!"

'We were kind of hoping to let our CONSCIENCE be our guide.'

Hot cross buns

"Mark, you have to stop calling John's gospel 'Fan Fiction.'"

"...and if you add wind-chill factor, the next plague will be even worse!"

"Actually, I think it's a cluster of SCUD missiles heading our way!"

"You atheists wouldn't exist without God!"

"No, the Trinity is not the Father, The Son, and the Preacher's wife."

Tragically Moses didn't see the eleventh commandment.

The Ten Really Cool Facts

"And on the fourth day god finished the work that he had done and he rested. . ."

Finger puppets in church.

"Are these the Top Ten Commandments?"

'Well if you don't want the apple, can I tempt you with this?'

"Hey, I'll download them to my tablet too."

"...I'll send you for an amniocentesis."

"Not another religious conflict... I've still got last year's."

"He changed water into wine!"

Terms and conditions on the mount

"If God had intended us to fly in jets, He would have seen to it that the Wright Brothers invented jets."

"I would cite you to the Apostle Paul and his lear and wise command in Romans 13, to obey the laws of the government because God has ordained the government for his purposes."