Studying Religion Prints

Door sign states: Reincarnation studies Come again ... and again.

"No, you were right - this is much better than how it was before."

"M, F, L, G, B, T, Q, I - we're going to need a bigger ark."

BRAND-NEW OMG-STORY

Moses on a park bench

'Typical, the World's covered in water and Noah runs aground.'

Elisha floats the keys to the borrowed car, after the disciple dropped them in the water.

"Trust me Jesus, if you want to make a bigger impact work on being seeker friendly."

You got that beer that the monks make, didn't you?

'Yes, all at once!'

"Well, we needed the rain."

"Sometimes Peter I wish it would just stay as water."

"It's cool – God told us to!"

The World's Biggest Book Club

Moses uses the burning bush to roast a kosher frank

"No, this is NOT a beta-test!"

How world war III started.

'We were kind of hoping to let our CONSCIENCE be our guide.'

Hot cross buns

"Mark, you have to stop calling John's gospel 'Fan Fiction.'"

"...and if you add wind-chill factor, the next plague will be even worse!"

"No, the Trinity is not the Father, The Son, and the Preacher's wife."

"Actually, I think it's a cluster of SCUD missiles heading our way!"

The Ten Really Cool Facts

Tragically Moses didn't see the eleventh commandment.

"You atheists wouldn't exist without God!"

Finger puppets in church.

"And on the fourth day god finished the work that he had done and he rested. . ."

"Are these the Top Ten Commandments?"

'Well if you don't want the apple, can I tempt you with this?'

"...I'll send you for an amniocentesis."

"Hey, I'll download them to my tablet too."

"I would cite you to the Apostle Paul and his lear and wise command in Romans 13, to obey the laws of the government because God has ordained the government for his purposes."

95 Theses That Will Blow Your Mind!

"He changed water into wine!"