Studying Religious History Gifts

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"Trust me Jesus, if you want to make a bigger impact work on being seeker friendly."

You got that beer that the monks make, didn't you?

"Well, we needed the rain."

'Yes, all at once!'

"It's cool – God told us to!"

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Moses uses the burning bush to roast a kosher frank

"No, this is NOT a beta-test!"

How world war III started.

'We were kind of hoping to let our CONSCIENCE be our guide.'

Hot cross buns

"Mark, you have to stop calling John's gospel 'Fan Fiction.'"

"Actually, I think it's a cluster of SCUD missiles heading our way!"

"You atheists wouldn't exist without God!"

The Ten Really Cool Facts

"No, the Trinity is not the Father, The Son, and the Preacher's wife."

"We're in luck, not a word about retrospectivity."

Finger puppets in church.

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"Are these the Top Ten Commandments?"

I've founded my own religion. Of course you have, Rudy. It's off to a good start. Already, it's being mocked by people of other faiths. If history's any guide, within a couple hundred years, it'll be widely accepted and people who don't believe in it will be persecuted. What are the central tenets of your religion? A true Rudian knows that life is suffering, and winning arguments online is salvation.

"And on the fourth day god finished the work that he had done and he rested. . ."

'Well if you don't want the apple, can I tempt you with this?'

"Hey, I'll download them to my tablet too."

"...I'll send you for an amniocentesis."

"Honey! A Jewish starfish!"

Monk Graffiti

95 Theses That Will Blow Your Mind!

Terms and conditions on the mount

Oh, @#$%, is that

"The last doggy bag."

"Anyway, it turned out that god was a ruddy algorithm after all!"

Joseph and the Coat of Many Colors.

"He changed water into wine!"