Studying Religious History Gifts

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"Trust me Jesus, if you want to make a bigger impact work on being seeker friendly."

"Well, we needed the rain."

'Yes, all at once!'

"It's cool – God told us to!"

Moses uses the burning bush to roast a kosher frank

How world war III started.

"No, this is NOT a beta-test!"

'We were kind of hoping to let our CONSCIENCE be our guide.'

Hot cross buns

"Mark, you have to stop calling John's gospel 'Fan Fiction.'"

"You atheists wouldn't exist without God!"

"No, the Trinity is not the Father, The Son, and the Preacher's wife."

The Ten Really Cool Facts

"Actually, I think it's a cluster of SCUD missiles heading our way!"

"We're in luck, not a word about retrospectivity."

"Are these the Top Ten Commandments?"

Finger puppets in church.

"And on the fourth day god finished the work that he had done and he rested. . ."

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'Well if you don't want the apple, can I tempt you with this?'

"...I'll send you for an amniocentesis."

"Hey, I'll download them to my tablet too."

Terms and conditions on the mount

"Honey! A Jewish starfish!"

"Not another religious conflict... I've still got last year's."

"The last doggy bag."

"Anyway, it turned out that god was a ruddy algorithm after all!"

"If God had intended us to fly in jets, He would have seen to it that the Wright Brothers invented jets."

"I would cite you to the Apostle Paul and his lear and wise command in Romans 13, to obey the laws of the government because God has ordained the government for his purposes."

"He changed water into wine!"