Religion Kippers Pillows

"I've never met a happy atheist."

"Perhaps more people would give heed unto the word of the Lord if the Lord had a funny blog."

"'Thou shalt give good discounts'? That's a commandment?"

Regular Confession and Express Booth.

"Oh, hi Pastor, I figured I didn't need to go to church - I ALREADY felt guilty."

"Due to a breakdown in communication, 'Nilla Wafers' will be used for the communion service."

Mounted Devil

The First Supper

'I can't take off my clothes - I'm Missouri Synod Lutheran!'

'Personal?...No, I assure you, my relationship with God is strictly professional.'

"Why did you become a crusader? You don't even go to church."

"I hear we went platinum."

"Great idea. . . but how do we go about converting everybody to Judaism?"

Library In Heaven Stocks The Bible And Only The Bible

Do you want to add something about not smoking?

Just a thought on nooses.

The British Society of Campanology...

'I remember baptising him when he was a baby, and that was the last I saw of him until he rolled in here today.'

'Everyone has their purpose in God's plan my son. Yours is to be a pain in the arse.'

Torah reading on the subway.

Can someone please tell me why they call this Good Friday?

'There you are dear! That's you all ready to watch Saturday night television now...'

'You're a tough congregation.'

Jesus Riding A Pegasus.

'I'm beginning to think our flock has discovered the grass is greener the other side of the fence...'

Copyright 1340 B.C. God (Moses)

'I know that 'you can't take it with you' but what would you do with it when you got there anyway?'