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"I've never met a happy atheist."

"Perhaps more people would give heed unto the word of the Lord if the Lord had a funny blog."

"'Thou shalt give good discounts'? That's a commandment?"

Evolution of God. . .

Regular Confession and Express Booth.

"Oh, hi Pastor, I figured I didn't need to go to church - I ALREADY felt guilty."

'I can't take off my clothes - I'm Missouri Synod Lutheran!'

Randy, great news: I've become a person of faith. Which faith? The main one. the hip one. you know - the one used in all the red states. Or maybe the one Madonna and Tom Cruise are into. Either way, I'm deeply committed. You should be.

The First Supper

World Religions 101. Today's lecture is about minor denominations --- Stop calling it "sects education"!

Mounted Devil

"Due to a breakdown in communication, 'Nilla Wafers' will be used for the communion service."

'Personal?...No, I assure you, my relationship with God is strictly professional.'

Easter Bunny crushed by tomb stone.

"Why did you become a crusader? You don't even go to church."

"I hear we went platinum."

"Great idea. . . but how do we go about converting everybody to Judaism?"

'I remember baptising him when he was a baby, and that was the last I saw of him until he rolled in here today.'

Library In Heaven Stocks The Bible And Only The Bible

Very cute, Brother Ernest --- But it's called a "vocation," not "monk-y business"!

The British Society of Campanology...

Do you want to add something about not smoking?

Priest gets coffee from a Rev. Coffee Machine

Just a thought on nooses.

Praying Mantis/Agnostic Mantis

Peter pranks the other Apostles...

'Everyone has their purpose in God's plan my son. Yours is to be a pain in the arse.'

Can someone please tell me why they call this Good Friday?

Torah reading on the subway.

'I'm beginning to think our flock has discovered the grass is greener the other side of the fence...'

'There you are dear! That's you all ready to watch Saturday night television now...'

'You're a tough congregation.'

Santa Claus, RIP

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Jesus Riding A Pegasus.