Relaxed Virtuoso Gifts

Violinist in the bath

"Here's another one written in E minor and in case you haven't guessed by now, it's the only chord I know."

'I love my new easylife artist's easel.'

Piano and Pianist with broken legs.

Trilby - 'A voice he didn't understand'.

"Eventually the instrument becomes an extension of your body."

"Viola player coming through!"

Violin Player

'He's the bluesman's bluesman.'

"Can you teach me to really bark? I only seem to be able to yap..."

War Heros Variety Night (playing a tune on his medals).

"You have to practice because if the Devil challenges you to a fiddle contest and wins, he gets your soul."

'I couldn't practice last night on account of my Dad's head was gonna' explode.'

'I'm a voice over artist.'

"I don't like the tone of your voice. Mind if I tweak it a bit?"

Piano Prompt

Trying cellos, too big!

What your guitar says about you.

"Now this is a Francis Ford Coppola. We still haven't been here quite long enough to be drinkable ourselves."

Air Sitar.

Cello Composer

Piano Bar

Recording Studio

'And now, for your musical entertainment!'

Franz Schubert

"It took years of vocal training, but I now have a vocal range from squeaky right down to tenor..."

The Cello Victims

'Goopta took early retirement.'

'I think I see why you're progressing slowly in music.'

Bela Bartok.

A cat composer

Grim Singer