Relaxed Virtuoso T-Shirts

Violinist in the bath

"Here's another one written in E minor and in case you haven't guessed by now, it's the only chord I know."

'I love my new easylife artist's easel.'

Piano and Pianist with broken legs.

Trilby - 'A voice he didn't understand'.

"Eventually the instrument becomes an extension of your body."

"Viola player coming through!"

"Next, I'd like to play 'Guantanamera.'"

Violin Player

'He's the bluesman's bluesman.'

"You have to practice because if the Devil challenges you to a fiddle contest and wins, he gets your soul."

"Can you teach me to really bark? I only seem to be able to yap..."

War Heros Variety Night (playing a tune on his medals).

'I couldn't practice last night on account of my Dad's head was gonna' explode.'

'I'm a voice over artist.'

"I don't like the tone of your voice. Mind if I tweak it a bit?"

"Now this is a Francis Ford Coppola. We still haven't been here quite long enough to be drinkable ourselves."

What your guitar says about you.

Trying cellos, too big!

Piano Prompt

Leonard Cohen

Air Sitar.

Barbara Streisand

'Goopta took early retirement.'

Recording Studio

Piano Bar

The Cello Victims

Franz Schubert

'And now, for your musical entertainment!'

"It took years of vocal training, but I now have a vocal range from squeaky right down to tenor..."

Cello Composer

'I think I see why you're progressing slowly in music.'

Bela Bartok.

George Gershwin

Sarah Vaughan