Relaxed Tycoon Gifts

Wonder what the shareholders are doing today...

'I'm sure that one wasn't there last week.'

DO Not Disturb (Except For Meals)

'It's crunch time, Caldwell. That's the time between when you're born, and when you make your first million.'

"Chair looks couch potato friendly!"

"Gee, thanks! What rate of interest does it pay?"

You're right, boss, there may be too much idle chit-chat, but let me talk it over with my friends.

"The nest may be empty, but our drinks are full."

'Oh, I HATE IT when he does that thing with his mouth...TALKING!'

Predator, Inc bought Prey, Ltd

Sugar Fix.

'The market goes up, the market goes down. And that's our business report.'

"…Ommmmmmmmmmmmmoooooney, heh, heh, …ommmm…"

'I try to avoid the trap of letting my idleness define me.'

R. J. Willoby - Old Money, Old Technology, Member 'Good Old Boys Network'.

'Admittedly, I'm into greed but it's honest greed.'

"So we actually can agree on something...rolled sleeves, loose ties, and no jackets!"

'He's out massaging,manipulating and monopolising.'

'We really like your suggested target of us becoming 'richer than God if God won the lottery'. Any idea how we might get there.'

'It's quite the Horatio Alger story, isn't it? Humble origins in a single drop of pond water, gradually devouring every competitor in sight. Naturally, it was just a matter of time before you decided to join our company!'

"No personnel expenses, low manufacturing costs, no turnover tax - according to financial experts my enterprise is worth 859,0000,0000 euro."

"You can't beat the prices of these big box retailers."

'The Stock Market opened today, but just barely.'

"Philip! Nice to see you still at large."

'What do you tell someone who asks you what kind of work you do?'

'We've decided to foreclose on Paraguay, Ferguson -- Get down there and take the place over.'

'I'm feeling absolutely marvelous. I think I'll acquire another company.'

Manager.

'Need I tell you the name of the game?'

Old man in rocking chair playing golf

"...by the way, the firm's karma is skewered, I had to kill a few people on the way up"

'Business's sure a lot better since we started adding your Dad's stuff.'

Chain of command. Me - everybody else.