Relaxed Tycoon Gifts

Wonder what the shareholders are doing today...

'I'm sure that one wasn't there last week.'

DO Not Disturb (Except For Meals)

'It's crunch time, Caldwell. That's the time between when you're born, and when you make your first million.'

"Chair looks couch potato friendly!"

"Just go with the workflow."

"Gee, thanks! What rate of interest does it pay?"

You're right, boss, there may be too much idle chit-chat, but let me talk it over with my friends.

'He's precocious.'

'Oh, I HATE IT when he does that thing with his mouth...TALKING!'

"The nest may be empty, but our drinks are full."

Sugar Fix.

Predator, Inc bought Prey, Ltd

'Admittedly, I'm into greed but it's honest greed.'

'We really like your suggested target of us becoming 'richer than God if God won the lottery'. Any idea how we might get there.'

'He's out massaging,manipulating and monopolising.'

'The market goes up, the market goes down. And that's our business report.'

"So we actually can agree on something...rolled sleeves, loose ties, and no jackets!"

'I try to avoid the trap of letting my idleness define me.'

"…Ommmmmmmmmmmmmoooooney, heh, heh, …ommmm…"

R. J. Willoby - Old Money, Old Technology, Member 'Good Old Boys Network'.

'It's quite the Horatio Alger story, isn't it? Humble origins in a single drop of pond water, gradually devouring every competitor in sight. Naturally, it was just a matter of time before you decided to join our company!'

'The Stock Market opened today, but just barely.'

"You can't beat the prices of these big box retailers."

"No personnel expenses, low manufacturing costs, no turnover tax - according to financial experts my enterprise is worth 859,0000,0000 euro."

'What do you tell someone who asks you what kind of work you do?'

'We've decided to foreclose on Paraguay, Ferguson -- Get down there and take the place over.'

"Philip! Nice to see you still at large."

Just Merged.

'I'm feeling absolutely marvelous. I think I'll acquire another company.'

Manager.

'Need I tell you the name of the game?'

You did a hostile takeover of the corner lemonade stand? Why not? It's operated by Timmy. He's seven. He's a big boy. By seven, I had three ice cream carts. Besides, I made his investors an offer they couldn't refuse. We'll split the six free espressos. Waaaaah!

'Better get back to business and take your mind off golf for a change.'

Chain of command. Me - everybody else.