Shy Tycoon Gifts

My husband's dynamic, aggressive executive material, but he's too shy to say so!

'I'm sure that one wasn't there last week.'

Robot Parts $5

Guy has framed 'first Yuan'

"Son, you're old enough now for The Talk: everything you need to know about compound interest."

Lemonade Inc.

"Well, I'm sad for Gloria...she's gonna be bummed out when I'm twice as successful as she is."

'It's crunch time, Caldwell. That's the time between when you're born, and when you make your first million.'

"I'm starting my own delivery service. Is there anything you want to borrow from my Dad?!"

"There are the arts, the sciences, agriculture, and commerce. Stick with commerce, if you know what's good for you."

'This boy you call my son doesn't care about investments, economy and money. I want a DNA test.'

"Gee, thanks! What rate of interest does it pay?"

'So I'll become a CEO of a dummy corporation.'

'That's true son..Money can't buy happiness. But it makes being unhappy a little easier to live with.'

"Sales are up 38% since the name change."

"This is a big seller, and we get them cheap...from China."

"You really shouldn't ask for material things like a bike. At least try for a Porsche."

"Someday this will all be yours...assuming that someday you'll have enough to buy it from me."

'I told you he's gonna be the next Warren Buffett!'

'Welcome to the first meeting of the Shy Men Club.'

You're right, boss, there may be too much idle chit-chat, but let me talk it over with my friends.

'Oh, I HATE IT when he does that thing with his mouth...TALKING!'

'He's precocious.'

"Forget the allowance. I'm getting more than I need from venture capital."

'If you want to be a great success, get yourself huge wads of money.'

Sugar Fix.

Predator, Inc bought Prey, Ltd

'Let's play business. I'll be the chairman of the board and you'll work for me and laugh whenever I tell a joke.'

Home for the Holidays

The court freezes my assets and wants me to live on $20K per month? They want me to starve!

'I'd like to invest in some young companies.'

R. J. Willoby - Old Money, Old Technology, Member 'Good Old Boys Network'.

Homework Help and Homework Eaten Stands

'Someday, son...all this will be Mine.'

'Never mind that you could have bought Microsoft years ago - I could have married Bill Gates,'