Relaxed Homemaker Gifts

"Finally, something I know I'll finish."

"I'm running a loose ship."

"I used to be incredibly neat, but now I'm unfazed by the occasional stray sock."

Domestic Superheroes!!

Hungry child

Martha Stewart Takes Over The Universe

"Make yourself comfortable on my new decorative throw rocks."

Housewife feeding her washing machine with a brief.

"Drunk, yet orderly"

"Really! How many 'How to Survive the Festive Season' articles does one man need?"

"I had to skip my workout."

Musical Accompaniment to Household Chores.

On Valentine's Day, sometimes you don't need cards, candy or flowers from the ones who love you.

'Hurry up you guys! I'm about to serve dinner!'

"And it comes with a coin filter for when you vacuum under the cushions."

"My pillow mania got out of control so I'm limiting myself to just one at a time."

'What have I made for dinner? A reservation at the restaurant down the road. . .'

"You love anything tacky, don't you?"

Amy Sedaris

Well, what did you expect on the mother ship?

Bonita shows up late for the girls' Thursday night 'Jam Session'.

'Oh, I plow the fields, Greta takes care of the house, and young Johan, here, maintains the website.'

'What a day! - the computer broke down, and I had to cook manually!'

A father comes home from work and is given a baby.

'Linda thought her apple pie would be safe...'

"Did I hear you use the phrase 'Earn my keep'?"

Modern Parents

Search for Missing Socks

Those missing socks...where do they go?

'That's the last time I fluff up a nest.'

"It's good to see that... ...Tia Carmen teaching Gracie valuable family traditions passed down through the generations."

"Don't worry...the national immigrant work stoppage does not include our kitchen."

'You're not supposed to use fabric softener on ARMOR!'

Housewife with her toddler hooked on the end of the mop.

'Work, school, soccer, shopping, aside from the occassional girl's night out, today's Mom doesn't have time to sit picking ticks and fleas.'