Fearless Homemaker Gifts

"Are you the folks who called the exterminator?"

Domestic Superheroes!!

Hungry child

Martha Stewart Takes Over The Universe

"Make yourself comfortable on my new decorative throw rocks."

Housewife feeding her washing machine with a brief.

"Drunk, yet orderly"

"I had to skip my workout."

Musical Accompaniment to Household Chores.

Moving in

On Valentine's Day, sometimes you don't need cards, candy or flowers from the ones who love you.

'Hurry up you guys! I'm about to serve dinner!'

Amy Sedaris

'What have I made for dinner? A reservation at the restaurant down the road. . .'

"And it comes with a coin filter for when you vacuum under the cushions."

Bonita shows up late for the girls' Thursday night 'Jam Session'.

'Oh, I plow the fields, Greta takes care of the house, and young Johan, here, maintains the website.'

"Did I hear you use the phrase 'Earn my keep'?"

'What a day! - the computer broke down, and I had to cook manually!'

A father comes home from work and is given a baby.

'Linda thought her apple pie would be safe...'

Search for Missing Socks

Those missing socks...where do they go?

"It's good to see that... ...Tia Carmen teaching Gracie valuable family traditions passed down through the generations."

"Don't worry...the national immigrant work stoppage does not include our kitchen."

'You're not supposed to use fabric softener on ARMOR!'

'That's the last time I fluff up a nest.'

Housewife with her toddler hooked on the end of the mop.

'Work, school, soccer, shopping, aside from the occassional girl's night out, today's Mom doesn't have time to sit picking ticks and fleas.'

'Dress it up any way you want, it's still just doing laundry.'

"I'm running a loose ship."

'There's something you should know about washable wallpaper,pet!'

"Since he retired I try and give him something to do around the house."

Jesus swept.