Eclectic Homemaker Gifts

"It's the latest thing. A solar energy dryer."

"Make yourself comfortable on my new decorative throw rocks."

'And just what makes you think I don't know what I'm doing?!!'

"Drunk, yet orderly"

Moving in

'Shall we turn the extractor fan down a bit...?'

"My pillow mania got out of control so I'm limiting myself to just one at a time."

"You love anything tacky, don't you?"

Modern Parents

'Well, by golly! Martha's right, I did make those doors a touch too low.'

'All right, who sewed in the disposable diaper?'

'There's something you should know about washable wallpaper,pet!'

Romance over the Irons

"Since he retired I try and give him something to do around the house."

"Occasionally he lobs a brick at the cat."

"I'm running a loose ship."

'Someday I hope he grows up into a sports bottle...just like his father.'

"O.K., so I shrank. But you must admit I am brighter."

"You're not supposed to answer her when she talks to us."

Witches in kitchen, sign for man says 'Your dinner's in the coven'.

"The first thing about living alone again is not to overdo the chintz."

"How about supper in the tub tonight, Hon?"

"I figured one of us should use it!"

"Finally, something I know I'll finish."

Disued Lighting - Heating - Cooking.

Swiss Army Wife

Wallpapering.

'Hope I'm not catching you with a bird in the bath, Harold?'

Rabbits on Pinterest

A dog locks a man out and sleeps in his bed.

"Who called who never calls" "What's in the freezer? It's half a loaf of rye bread" "Fun quiz! When are you getting married? Page 12." "Top ten pieces of furniture to wrap in plastic"

"It was cute when the cat just played with a ball of wool, but this is getting out of hand!"

Things my vacuum cleaner likes to suck up

Breakfast in Bed for Housewife

Beaver cleaning a carpet.