Relaxed Academic Gifts

Beach days.

'I love my new easylife artist's easel.'

"Chair looks couch potato friendly!"

"Try this new IPA I just finished. Let me know if the malts and hops are layered like last week's batch." "Bailey was a really 'good boy'."

Enjoying a picnic at the rugby ground

"Just the slippers is fine!"

Trivia/Great Literature.

"Productivity may be up but I miss seeing people miserable."

Zack Brillard and Live-In Companion

'The market goes up, the market goes down. And that's our business report.'

Desk boxes: 'In', 'Out', and 'What ever'.

"So we actually can agree on something...rolled sleeves, loose ties, and no jackets!"

"…Ommmmmmmmmmmmmoooooney, heh, heh, …ommmm…"

Nobody warned Marge that a side effect of a hip replacement is feeling more hippy.

"Stop the clowning, Johnson. The final isn't going to be all that bad."

'If you ask me the time again, I'll punch you!'

'Sometimes I think you'll be sorry when the baby gets here.'

Man reading on top of giant pencil being carried by others.

'What do you tell someone who asks you what kind of work you do?'

'The Stock Market opened today, but just barely.'

They called her the Olympic Flame because she never went out.

'It may be goofing off to you, but to me it's biding my time.'

'Better get back to business and take your mind off golf for a change.'

'Let's see what's going on in the mouse house.'

"This is the software for my head."

Lunch.

Lethargics Anonymous - In, Out and Pending Trays.

"Smoke two joints and call me in the afternoon."

"I have a low-cost project you can which you can involve yourself with."

'You go and take stacks of photos. I'm going to read and I'll look at them when we get back to England.'

"Don't stress. My philosophy has always been 'ewe be ewe'."

'Now that we've moved to this nudist colony, I suppose we should send everyone a change of undress notice!'

"Stay tuned to 6, the channel to snooze by."

"Today, class, I'm proud to announce my tenure."