Relaxed Academic Gifts

Beach days.

'I love my new easylife artist's easel.'

"Chair looks couch potato friendly!"

"Just go with the workflow."

"Try this new IPA I just finished. Let me know if the malts and hops are layered like last week's batch." "Bailey was a really 'good boy'."

Enjoying a picnic at the rugby ground

"Just the slippers is fine!"

Trivia/Great Literature.

"Productivity may be up but I miss seeing people miserable."

Desk boxes: 'In', 'Out', and 'What ever'.

'The market goes up, the market goes down. And that's our business report.'

Zack Brillard and Live-In Companion

"…Ommmmmmmmmmmmmoooooney, heh, heh, …ommmm…"

"So we actually can agree on something...rolled sleeves, loose ties, and no jackets!"

Nobody warned Marge that a side effect of a hip replacement is feeling more hippy.

"Stop the clowning, Johnson. The final isn't going to be all that bad."

'If you ask me the time again, I'll punch you!'

They called her the Olympic Flame because she never went out.

Man reading on top of giant pencil being carried by others.

'What do you tell someone who asks you what kind of work you do?'

'The Stock Market opened today, but just barely.'

'Sometimes I think you'll be sorry when the baby gets here.'

'They say pot makes you less motivated, but I've already been to Taco Bell eleven times today.'

'Let's see what's going on in the mouse house.'

'It may be goofing off to you, but to me it's biding my time.'

'Better get back to business and take your mind off golf for a change.'

"This is the software for my head."

Lunch.

"I have a low-cost project you can which you can involve yourself with."

"Don't stress. My philosophy has always been 'ewe be ewe'."

'You go and take stacks of photos. I'm going to read and I'll look at them when we get back to England.'

"Smoke two joints and call me in the afternoon."

"Stay tuned to 6, the channel to snooze by."

'Now that we've moved to this nudist colony, I suppose we should send everyone a change of undress notice!'

Lethargics Anonymous - In, Out and Pending Trays.