Relationship Whiz Pillows

"My boyfriend is lazy, cheap and a total control freak...but I never say anything bad about him."

"What's a debenture?"

"Fantastic presentation! All of the investors loved it."

How to deliver a successful presentation.

"He's quick with the birds and bees stuff, but then comes the bulls and the bears..."

Preparing for casual dress friday at the investment bank.

"The Wi-Fi password is publish 'publish or perish'."

Dow Jones drop

Paper to boy: 'Did you forget something? I'm your take home test.'

Money exchange

I want to make this company green the old fashion way...

"So what makes you think you're the man for the job?"

"According to your resume, you've done just about everything except ever having a job."

"What comes after zillion?"

"I do like you, Peter, but interfacing is a very serious step."

'How fast can you hype?'

"Once you get over the three hundred and sixty eight texts it took to plan this, it really is nice to get together."

Wall Street has a one way arrow upwards.

The Communicator

'I'm having a hard time balancing homework and family time.'

'Dave will only turn the heating on when he thinks it's absolutely necessary.'

'Your best hedge against a down market is having lots of money.'

"Oh, that three billion dollars."

"We can't pay mom back for all these lemons...lets declare Chapter 11!"

'You're hired. Go figure.'

Mice taking lessons.

"I asked you to send me over a prospectus!"

'I don't get it. He's got only one tongue and two ears, but he talks twice as much as he listens.'

If you're so good at picking winning stocks, why do you still have to work?

'Hi....I'm on my driving test....'

"I've been told to go through all our expenses...cut out any fat, get rid of any costly perks!"

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