Interview Whiz Pillows

'I think I'm right for this job because I'm a real people person. Now are you going to hire me or not? I don't have all freakin' day!'

'You're hired. Go figure.'

"So what makes you think you're the man for the job?"

Job Interview

"According to your resume, you've done just about everything except ever having a job."

"Now, be careful how you answer this one. Where do you see yourself in five years?"

The day the stock market went UP.

Hey, calm down --- Now, what did you say again?

"My answers could be right. Your quiz just asked the wrong questions."

How to deliver a successful presentation.

The First Annual Game Show Week.

"Baxter...about this report...your punctuation, spelling and grammar are perfect. No one can understand it!"

"You were right. Building an online business empire is even more fun than playing games."

"She's a show dog...purebred, of course." "That's great! My guy's a Sanskrit scholar...wrote for the Harvard Lampoon."

Examinations.

'Unaccustomed as I am to public speaking...'

"The Wi-Fi password is publish 'publish or perish'."

Paper to boy: 'Did you forget something? I'm your take home test.'

"Brilliant cover letter, lousy résumé."

'If I don't chew this, my S.A.T. scores will skyrocket.'

'Keep asking for more allowance. It's good practice for negotiating future stock and option grants.'

'Those are my twins: NASDAQ and Dow. They were born at the height of the dot.com boom.'

'How fast can you hype?'

A young boy sits behind a lemonade stand with a sign that reads "Lemonade 25¢ - Jay Antosh, Chief Executive Officer".

'You certainly have a way with no words.'

'Gifted class, indeed. One is gifted in science, but he can't read - one is gifted in reading, but won't even try math...'

'In a sentence or two, Gibbs.'

"Once you get over the three hundred and sixty eight texts it took to plan this, it really is nice to get together."

A statue of a businessman in a park with an inscription that reads "Outperformed the market".

The Communicator

'We would deliver if we could cross the street.'

Writing the poem was easy: there are lots of words rhyming with "snow"...

Sub Editor

'I'd love to play house, Kevin, but I've got a business to run.'

Kid selling lemonade has a picture of the founder: himself