Relationship Whiz T-Shirts

"My boyfriend is lazy, cheap and a total control freak...but I never say anything bad about him."

Hey, calm down --- Now, what did you say again?

"What's a debenture?"

"Fantastic presentation! All of the investors loved it."

How to deliver a successful presentation.

"He's quick with the birds and bees stuff, but then comes the bulls and the bears..."

Preparing for casual dress friday at the investment bank.

Dow Jones drop

"The Wi-Fi password is publish 'publish or perish'."

'This financial report is frightening. Who wrote it, Stephen King?"

Paper to boy: 'Did you forget something? I'm your take home test.'

I want to make this company green the old fashion way...

Money exchange

"According to your resume, you've done just about everything except ever having a job."

"So what makes you think you're the man for the job?"

"What comes after zillion?"

"I do like you, Peter, but interfacing is a very serious step."

'How fast can you hype?'

Darn it - Every time I try to text, my smart car pulls to the side of the road.

"Once you get over the three hundred and sixty eight texts it took to plan this, it really is nice to get together."

'I'm having a hard time balancing homework and family time.'

"Carpe De Revenue!"

Wall Street has a one way arrow upwards.

'Dave will only turn the heating on when he thinks it's absolutely necessary.'

The Communicator

'Your best hedge against a down market is having lots of money.'

"Oh, that three billion dollars."

Mice taking lessons.

"We can't pay mom back for all these lemons...lets declare Chapter 11!"

'You're hired. Go figure.'

"I asked you to send me over a prospectus!"

'I don't get it. He's got only one tongue and two ears, but he talks twice as much as he listens.'

'Hi....I'm on my driving test....'

When it comes to texting, she's all thumbs.'

If you're so good at picking winning stocks, why do you still have to work?