"I've been married for twenty years. How's that for conflict resolution?"
Relationship Skills Gifts
Looking for a gift that celebrates the importance of relationship skills? Whether for a partner, a friend, or yourself, find thoughtful and witty products that recognize the art of communication, patience, and understanding. These gifts blend humor and heartfelt appreciation, making them ideal for those working on building stronger connections or celebrating the milestones of love and friendship. Show someone you value their journey to better relationship skills with something special that’s both meaningful and fun.
In the Guru District
"M'lady, we’ve reached peak Brooklyn."
"Together ideas for couples" "Slap a sandwich together" "Put two and two together" "Pull themselves together" "Rub two sticks together" "Try to hold it together" "String a phrase together"
'Past performance is not an indication of future results.'
"We have three house blends: 'One More Chance', 'Forget About It' or 'I'll See You In Fun Court'."
'You're my best man, Pomeroy, so I've decided to sell the damn company.'
"Agamemnon and Clytemnestra have decided to separate amicably."
When Ted and Nancy would dance, it was as if they were the only couple on the floor....
"Before you chop off my head, don't you think we should see a counsellor?"
"I'll bet your're a Taurus. Right?"
Life is for the birds.
"Do you, Darlene, take Jim to be your lawfully wedded husband, when you could, clearly, do far better?"
"What's that? I asked for a teal lichen. That's a brown thread. Are you trying to upset me?"
"I'd like the garden salad with the blue cheese dressing, and my mother would like me married by age thirty."
"Have you tried binge-watching a show together?"
'I had my attorney draw this up. It states that if I choose to rise, I don't necessarily have to shine.'
"The kids love it, and it's saved my marriage."
"In lieu of a pre-nup we decided just to label everything."
'Progress of a bookshelf'
"I invited a few friends over who think you should see a psychiatrist."
Give us a drink that says "we're in love." Oh no, not again. Today's Special. Latte + 1hr web $12.50. We're back together. We're celebrating. Give us my darling pudding pie's favorite drink. A cinnamon mocha latte with a peppermint lollipop swizzle stick. Excuse me?! That is not my favorite drink ... dear. My favorite drink is a cinnamon mocha latte with a spearmint lollipop swizzle stick ... dear. I am so sorry ... snookums. How could I have possibly been so heartless and thoughtless as to con
"No, no - it was great. It's just that sometime I'd like to try it missionary style."
"I don't love you. That's it in a nutshell."
'Oh my God. I love it!'
"You do like octopus?"
I'm looking for a man who can meet my needs - Cream meringue master-chef.
"Jackie, why does your relationship status read ‘capitulated to’ me?!"
"Stepping on the gown never works. They run faster without it."
'Do you think it might be possible that what you wear could be a contributing factor to your relationship problems?'
Stan Mack's Real Life Funnies: The Science of Love
"Yes, I'm from London. 'Which part?' you ask. Well all of me!"
Romance
"...and someone with no fleas. Anything else?"
Right click for yes...
Relationship Skills Gifts Collection
Relationship Skills Mugs
Explore our mugs collection for heartfelt and humorous gifts that celebrate relationship skills—perfect for starting meaningful conversations with every sip.
Relationship Skills Pillows
Brighten up their space with pillows that celebrate patience, love, and relationship growth—perfect for any cozy corner.
Relationship Skills Prints
Decorate with our prints that inspire better relationships—ideal for reminding loved ones of the value of connection and understanding.
Relationship Skills T-Shirts
Check out our t-shirts that bring humor and insight to relationship development—ideal for anyone working on their connection skills.