Improving Relationship Skills Gifts

"I'm not trying to change you. That's the personal trainer I hired's job."

"Together ideas for couples" "Slap a sandwich together" "Put two and two together" "Pull themselves together" "Rub two sticks together" "Try to hold it together" "String a phrase together"

'The meaning of communinication is the response we get'

"What's that? I asked for a teal lichen. That's a brown thread. Are you trying to upset me?"

"Have you tried binge-watching a show together?"

"Before you chop off my head, don't you think we should see a counsellor?"

Their marriage in jeopardy, Strawberry Shortcake and Billy Bob Banana Bread seek therapy.

"The kids love it, and it's saved my marriage."

"I invited a few friends over who think you should see a psychiatrist."

"I don't love you. That's it in a nutshell."

'The problem is, she's so damn crabby.'

"Perhaps later on we can go back to my psychiatrist's office for some couples therapy?"

"She just takes things too seriously in our relationship."

"I love it when we clear up issues between us."

"I need him to stop think and start listening."

'No, I'm the marriage counselor. What you need is the semantics counselor down the hall.'

'...honestly I just feel like we don't communicate like we used to!'

You were warned about mixed marriages.

STILL LIVES - Bolt: 'It's like we were made for one another!'

"You can’t just go up the waterspout whenever you hear something you don’t like!"

'When we first met there was a chemistry between us. These days though, it's more of a 'chemistry set'.'

"I traded his corncob pipe and his button nose for a buttoned lip, and things couldn't be better."

"Who knew we had so many dislikes in common?"

Now that we've invented language, let's talk about our relationship.

"The whole time we were dating, he kept saying, 'You can't catch me, I'm the Gingerbread Man!"

'We never go anywhere together except here.'

"I may be obsessive and I may be compulsive, but no way am I obsessive compulsive."

'Occasionally the Dr. asks me to get real with people.'

'The way we met was interesting. I opened my wallet and there she was!'

"We don't have sex any more, we argue about money and you hate my mother. We should be married."

"So, how are we doing with our trust issues?"

'Lost that loving feeling. If found, call 555-1234.'

"Take that mammoth back. It's not 'wooly' enough."

'You mustn't blame yourself for everything that goes wrong, Dear. It makes me feel redundant.'

"I don't think you're taking this relationship seriously..."