Improving Relationship Skills T-Shirts

"I'm not trying to change you. That's the personal trainer I hired's job."

"Together ideas for couples" "Slap a sandwich together" "Put two and two together" "Pull themselves together" "Rub two sticks together" "Try to hold it together" "String a phrase together"

Their marriage in jeopardy, Strawberry Shortcake and Billy Bob Banana Bread seek therapy.

"What's that? I asked for a teal lichen. That's a brown thread. Are you trying to upset me?"

"Before you chop off my head, don't you think we should see a counsellor?"

"Have you tried binge-watching a show together?"

"The kids love it, and it's saved my marriage."

"I invited a few friends over who think you should see a psychiatrist."

"I don't love you. That's it in a nutshell."

'The problem is, she's so damn crabby.'

"Perhaps later on we can go back to my psychiatrist's office for some couples therapy?"

"I love it when we clear up issues between us."

'No, I'm the marriage counselor. What you need is the semantics counselor down the hall.'

"She just takes things too seriously in our relationship."

'...honestly I just feel like we don't communicate like we used to!'

You were warned about mixed marriages.

STILL LIVES - Bolt: 'It's like we were made for one another!'

"Who knew we had so many dislikes in common?"

"You can’t just go up the waterspout whenever you hear something you don’t like!"

'When we first met there was a chemistry between us. These days though, it's more of a 'chemistry set'.'

'We never go anywhere together except here.'

"I may be obsessive and I may be compulsive, but no way am I obsessive compulsive."

'Occasionally the Dr. asks me to get real with people.'

'You mustn't blame yourself for everything that goes wrong, Dear. It makes me feel redundant.'

'You wanted to go on a romantic outing. You're on a romantic outing.'

"We don't have sex any more, we argue about money and you hate my mother. We should be married."

'The way we met was interesting. I opened my wallet and there she was!'

"Since he's been a plagiarist, committed perjury and runs a Ponzi scheme, trust can be an issue."

"I don't think you're taking this relationship seriously..."

'Lost that loving feeling. If found, call 555-1234.'