Relationship Realism Lover Gifts

Explore our curated collection for relationship realism lovers—perfect for anniversaries, vows, or just because. These thoughtful items blend honesty with humor, making every gift meaningful and memorable. Express genuine feelings with products that reflect the reality of love—beautiful, sometimes quirky, always real.

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"My feet are cold. Be a dear and warm them!"

"My feet are cold. Be a dear and warm them!" mockup

"My feet are cold. Be a dear and warm them!"

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"I'd like the garden salad with the blue cheese dressing, and my mother would like me married by age thirty."

"I'd like the garden salad with the blue cheese dressing, and my mother would like me married by age thirty." mockup

"I'd like the garden salad with the blue cheese dressing, and my mother would like me married by age thirty."

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"Perhaps later on we can go back to my psychiatrist's office for some couples therapy?"

"Perhaps later on we can go back to my psychiatrist's office for some couples therapy?" mockup

"Perhaps later on we can go back to my psychiatrist's office for some couples therapy?"

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"Get me this...get me that...fluff my pillow...I don't feel well...if I wanted to listen to that all day, I wouldn't have left my husband!"

"Get me this...get me that...fluff my pillow...I don't feel well...if I wanted to listen to that all day, I wouldn't have left my husband!" mockup

"Get me this...get me that...fluff my pillow...I don't feel well...if I wanted to listen to that all day, I wouldn't have left my husband!"

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"You owe me five bucks."

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"...until death do you a favor."

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"Remember back in the day when I was a real heartbreaker?" "Riiight... now the only thing you break is wind."

"Remember back in the day when I was a real heartbreaker?" "Riiight... now the only thing you break is wind." mockup

"Remember back in the day when I was a real heartbreaker?" "Riiight... now the only thing you break is wind."

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"I don't know about you, but I'm ready to take this marriage full-throttle."

"I don't know about you, but I'm ready to take this marriage full-throttle." mockup

"I don't know about you, but I'm ready to take this marriage full-throttle."

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'Life is all attitude: 45 seconds of enjoying it...45,000 hours of regretting it...'

'Life is all attitude: 45 seconds of enjoying it...45,000 hours of regretting it...' mockup

'Life is all attitude: 45 seconds of enjoying it...45,000 hours of regretting it...'

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Paint pots in love

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'...honestly I just feel like we don't communicate like we used to!'

'...honestly I just feel like we don't communicate like we used to!' mockup

'...honestly I just feel like we don't communicate like we used to!'

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'That was close...hit me right in the wallet.'

'That was close...hit me right in the wallet.' mockup

'That was close...hit me right in the wallet.'

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Women in bed with her husband reads a book titled 'Sex Stinks'.

Women in bed with her husband reads a book titled 'Sex Stinks'. mockup

Women in bed with her husband reads a book titled 'Sex Stinks'.

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"Happy Anniversary, dear! It's a gold spray-painted macaroni necklace."

"Happy Anniversary, dear! It's a gold spray-painted macaroni necklace." mockup

"Happy Anniversary, dear! It's a gold spray-painted macaroni necklace."

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"Tom, I’d like you to meet Chris. Chris is better than you."

"Tom, I’d like you to meet Chris. Chris is better than you." mockup

"Tom, I’d like you to meet Chris. Chris is better than you."

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'Scratch 3 and 5. 3's had a fight and 5's just going to live together instead.'

'Scratch 3 and 5. 3's had a fight and 5's just going to live together instead.' mockup

'Scratch 3 and 5. 3's had a fight and 5's just going to live together instead.'

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"I do have a special someone, but he sucks."

"I do have a special someone, but he sucks." mockup

"I do have a special someone, but he sucks."

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"...And do you promise if you ever should divorce that you'll remain friends?"

"...And do you promise if you ever should divorce that you'll remain friends?" mockup

"...And do you promise if you ever should divorce that you'll remain friends?"

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"Oh no. Is that my ex?"

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Reading the sports pages.

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"I want to be straight with you, Cathy—I've gone through a number of cars in my life."

"I want to be straight with you, Cathy—I've gone through a number of cars in my life." mockup

"I want to be straight with you, Cathy—I've gone through a number of cars in my life."

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"What happened to the thin crust guy I married?"

"What happened to the thin crust guy I married?" mockup

"What happened to the thin crust guy I married?"

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Bee to othe: 'You knew I was a workaholic when we first met.'

Bee to othe: 'You knew I was a workaholic when we first met.' mockup

Bee to othe: 'You knew I was a workaholic when we first met.'

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...My feng shui would be incompatible with your sumo wrestling.

...My feng shui would be incompatible with your sumo wrestling. mockup

...My feng shui would be incompatible with your sumo wrestling.

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"Bob & Sue 2011" "Sued Bob 2011"

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A cartoonist at the doctor, in yoga, at home and in therapy

A cartoonist at the doctor, in yoga, at home and in therapy mockup

A cartoonist at the doctor, in yoga, at home and in therapy

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"If you think I ride too fast, Susan...just say so!"

"If you think I ride too fast, Susan...just say so!" mockup

"If you think I ride too fast, Susan...just say so!"

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Urns in love

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"We don't have sex any more, we argue about money and you hate my mother. We should be married."

"We don't have sex any more, we argue about money and you hate my mother. We should be married." mockup

"We don't have sex any more, we argue about money and you hate my mother. We should be married."

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'He said he wasn't good enough for me, so I married him because he's the first man to realize that.'

'He said he wasn't good enough for me, so I married him because he's the first man to realize that.' mockup

'He said he wasn't good enough for me, so I married him because he's the first man to realize that.'

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"Very Presidential."

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"All the good ones are either married, gay or Viggo Mortensen."

"All the good ones are either married, gay or Viggo Mortensen." mockup

"All the good ones are either married, gay or Viggo Mortensen."

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"I pray that he will enjoy my pie..." "The smell's enough to make me cry!"

"I pray that he will enjoy my pie..." "The smell's enough to make me cry!" mockup

"I pray that he will enjoy my pie..." "The smell's enough to make me cry!"

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(Man with 'BEFORE sign): 'My wife says I'm a work-in-progress.'

(Man with 'BEFORE sign): 'My wife says I'm a work-in-progress.' mockup

(Man with 'BEFORE sign): 'My wife says I'm a work-in-progress.'

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"The Gross National Product and the Gross Domestic Product are doing okay. It's the Gross Domestic Mojo that's going down the toilet."

"The Gross National Product and the Gross Domestic Product are doing okay. It's the Gross Domestic Mojo that's going down the toilet." mockup

"The Gross National Product and the Gross Domestic Product are doing okay. It's the Gross Domestic Mojo that's going down the toilet."

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Relationship Realism Lover Gifts Collection

Relationship Realism Lover Mugs

Explore more mugs that speak to relationship realism lovers—celebrate honesty and humor with every sip.

Relationship Realism Lover Pillows

Find pillows that reflect the genuine side of love—comfort, honesty, and a touch of humor for your home.

Relationship Realism Lover Prints

Browse prints that beautifully depict the reality of love—perfect for adding authentic charm to your living space.

Relationship Realism Lover T-Shirts

Discover t-shirts for relationship realism lovers—wear your love's truth with pride and a bit of wit.