Relationship Master Pillows

'I am not redundant!'

"Have you tried binge-watching a show together?"

"The kids love it, and it's saved my marriage."

"You do like octopus?"

'Do you think it might be possible that what you wear could be a contributing factor to your relationship problems?'

"Your wonderful daughter and I would like to become engaged in F.Y. '97, married in F.Y. '98, and if the numbers look good, start a family in F.Y. '99."

The best financial decision I ever made.

'Great Therapy!'

"I traded his corncob pipe and his button nose for a buttoned lip, and things couldn't be better."

"Our bond is stronger because we chose each other."

'This rift between you and Dr. Voight has become a chasm.'

Building business relations.

'Sigh. . .You work life balance includes me as well you know.'

"And anyway we'd be no good in bed - I've done the math."

"Once again Tony and I are not on the same page. Things in our marriage are definitely not ‘great’."

"Boy, I hope we never end up like this."

"What do you mean it could've been better?"

"You know, if it weren't for Penny, we'd never find time like this to connect."

'May I suggest a pleasant viognier to put the subtext into gear?'

"I see marriage as a verb, he sees it as a triathlon."

Couple

'I bet you could walk down the aisle blindfolded now,eh,Gloria?'

"That's his answer to everything!"

'Are you going to answer my text message or not?'

"I love what you've done with him."

"The truth serum made you say some very hurtful things."

'Well, the marriage guidance counsellor advised us to share each others interests, didn't she?'

I'll put this in a way you'll understand: you need to transfer your feelings from savings to checking.

'His ego needs lipo suction!'

'Dad, I don't need a two-thirds majority to over-ride your veto. I've got mom.'

Separations.

The date was going well. She was better looking, but he was about to gain the nutritional edge.

"He can never take anything serious. Everything's a joke."

Mergers or acquisitions.

'Forget about building trust. Just give the dog a bath.'