Marriage Master Pillows

"Little victories, son, little victories."

'I bet you could walk down the aisle blindfolded now,eh,Gloria?'

"I'm going to bombard you with graphs until you agree with me."

"What's a debenture?"

"I drink just enough coffee to make me think I can do my job."

'Asynchronous, collaborative, interactive - we're obviously on a roll.'

"It's confusing when everybody has a pointer."

"She just takes things too seriously in our relationship."

"'Meetingpalooza' sounded better in the brochure."

"I love these off-site business meetings."

'I want to discuss communication clarity.'

"Once again Tony and I are not on the same page. Things in our marriage are definitely not ‘great’."

"And another thing: What's that strange clicking thing you do with your beak?"

"In response to your request for better communications, I'm going to increase my lengthy explanation by 50%."

'You've changed since we got married.'

'It WAS rather unkind of you to hide his bottle-opener, Mrs Jones.'

"She said, 'I'll go if you go,' and I said, 'I'll go if you go,' and here we are."

"You looked a lot bigger on your dating profile."

'I've never seen anyone lip-sync a speech before.'

'Before we start, would everyone please put your cell phone in the middle of the table?'

"Just look what we can accomplish when we work towards a common goal...LUNCH!"

'And this is where we all suddenly started getting bad vibes.'

'My wife's therapist doesn't understand me.'

"The result of our last meeting are impressive: 3 completely solved crossword puzzles, 7 battleship matches, 5 shopping lists, and 26 really funny doodles."

"I've learned to give up when I hear Brooklyn in your voice."

"He says he loves me, but he still uses his first wife's birthday as his password."

"How much is this going to cost me?"

Competitiveness in Ancient Times

"I excel at appearing awake in meetings."

'If we are to reorientate our forward facing rhetorical platform we must rephrase our message to cross fertilise the core message..holistically!'