Relationship Management Pillows

"Maybe you should work from someone else's home."

Mergers or acquisitions.

'Kurtz isn't so bad until you get to know him.'

"This is boring. Let's have children."

"I can't take the job in customer relations. I hate the customers. How can I possibly deal with their relatives?"

"Let's not look at it from another point of view shall we?"

"Darling, we need to spend more quality time together. Can we pencil in a Zoom meeting?"

"I'm sorry, Carol. I just feel like I should be seeing someone closer to my own neighborhood."

"Sometimes I think he cares more about his clients' needs than he does mine!"

'Great Therapy!'

"I might be down the pub a bit later, Brian, I'm just trying to smooth a few things with the missus."

'What happened? You forgot my wife's birthday.'

'The fact is, we can't seem to agree about ANYTHING!' 'Rubbish!'

"Got anything to contribute to this month's marriage newsletter?"

'We get on fine, but my wife's lover doesn't get on with my mistress. . .'

"First, let me suggest separate bathrooms."

'Sir, wife number two is on line one and wife number four is on line three ... or is it the other way around?'

"Ever since you yelled at me I've been getting ads from divorce lawyers."

"You've never have cared a feather or a fig, have you?"

A man and woman are arguing, but stop when a cat wanders by, only to continue arguing once the cat is gone.

"We've built so much good will with the neighbors. Let's not use it up with compulsive vacuuming."

"Together ideas for couples" "Slap a sandwich together" "Put two and two together" "Pull themselves together" "Rub two sticks together" "Try to hold it together" "String a phrase together"

"Have you tried binge-watching a show together?"

"The kids love it, and it's saved my marriage."

"You do like octopus?"

"Your wonderful daughter and I would like to become engaged in F.Y. '97, married in F.Y. '98, and if the numbers look good, start a family in F.Y. '99."

The best financial decision I ever made.

"I love it when we clear up issues between us."

"Our bond is stronger because we chose each other."

"Who knew we had so many dislikes in common?"

'We never go anywhere together except here.'

'Ever feel like you've walked into a corporate lion's den?'

"Boy, I hope we never end up like this."

Building business relations.

"I feel like I don’t even know my own husband ... and it’s driving me wild!"