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'I am not redundant!'

"Have you tried binge-watching a show together?"

"The kids love it, and it's saved my marriage."

"You do like octopus?"

"Your wonderful daughter and I would like to become engaged in F.Y. '97, married in F.Y. '98, and if the numbers look good, start a family in F.Y. '99."

The best financial decision I ever made.

'Great Therapy!'

"Our bond is stronger because we chose each other."

'This rift between you and Dr. Voight has become a chasm.'

Building business relations.

'Sigh. . .You work life balance includes me as well you know.'

"Boy, I hope we never end up like this."

"And anyway we'd be no good in bed - I've done the math."

"Once again Tony and I are not on the same page. Things in our marriage are definitely not ‘great’."

"What do you mean it could've been better?"

'May I suggest a pleasant viognier to put the subtext into gear?'

"I see marriage as a verb, he sees it as a triathlon."

"You know, if it weren't for Penny, we'd never find time like this to connect."

'His ego needs lipo suction!'

The date was going well. She was better looking, but he was about to gain the nutritional edge.

'Are you going to answer my text message or not?'

"That's his answer to everything!"

'Well, the marriage guidance counsellor advised us to share each others interests, didn't she?'

Couple

"The truth serum made you say some very hurtful things."

Separations.

'I bet you could walk down the aisle blindfolded now,eh,Gloria?'

'Dad, I don't need a two-thirds majority to over-ride your veto. I've got mom.'

"He can never take anything serious. Everything's a joke."

"I love what you've done with him."

Mergers or acquisitions.

'Forget about building trust. Just give the dog a bath.'

Man looking at greeting cards labeled "Apologies for not writing sooner" with sub-headings for different lengths of time.