Relationship Goals Enthusiast Pillows

'The 'Check Envious Admirers' light went on.'

Two minds with but a single tongue...

"We've been together through thick and thin....although neither of us can remember the thin part."

"They think we're their best friend. Just play along with it."

Relationship counselor: 'She started behaving strangely, and our man-machine interface has become unpredictable.'

Paint pots in love

"I don't know about you, but I'm ready to take this marriage full-throttle."

STILL LIVES - Bolt: 'It's like we were made for one another!'

"I can't wait to introduce you to all the people I used to be friends with, before I started spending all my time with you."

"When you look at me, Alice, what do you see?"

(Man with 'BEFORE sign): 'My wife says I'm a work-in-progress.'

I'm your girlfriend and best friend so I get twice as many slices

Urns in love

"I opened the last of the emergency wine."

"Maybe what she really wants you to do is rub her tummy."

"Take a look - that's us in ninety years."

"I'm not laughing at you, dear-I'm laughing with everyone but you."

"But the real treasure is spending time with friends."

' You're wonderful.' 'I know.'

An evening with Stanley Bucholtz, relationship MD,,,tonight: 'Just ONE evening,,,'

'Here's to being in love, in a hurry, and in debt.'

"After two years of dating, we decided it was finally time to move in together."

Growing Love

Tunnel of Love and the Tunnel of Mutual Respect and Admiration.

'That's one of those May-December love affairs. He's 251 years old, and she can't be a day over 135!'

"Got any cards saying friendship is priceless under 5 bucks?"

Speech-bubble-head-boy loves think-bubble-head-girl.

'We've entered the 'password sharing' phase of our relationship!'

'Sharing is saying you're my friend, without having to say 'you're my friend'.'

'No, there isn't a probationary period!'

Going into the relationship, Tom knew Loretta was a package deal.

"Too desperate?"

'Not an orgasm, just the bed springs, I'm afraid.'

"I'm looking for a man who has an unwavering character, except when he's talking to me."

Love