Relationship Goals Enthusiast Gifts

'The 'Check Envious Admirers' light went on.'

Two minds with but a single tongue...

"We've been together through thick and thin....although neither of us can remember the thin part."

"They think we're their best friend. Just play along with it."

Relationship counselor: 'She started behaving strangely, and our man-machine interface has become unpredictable.'

"I don't know about you, but I'm ready to take this marriage full-throttle."

Paint pots in love

STILL LIVES - Bolt: 'It's like we were made for one another!'

"I can't wait to introduce you to all the people I used to be friends with, before I started spending all my time with you."

I'm your girlfriend and best friend so I get twice as many slices

(Man with 'BEFORE sign): 'My wife says I'm a work-in-progress.'

Urns in love

"When you look at me, Alice, what do you see?"

"I opened the last of the emergency wine."

"Maybe what she really wants you to do is rub her tummy."

"The best thing about our relationship is that we keep growing together."

"But the real treasure is spending time with friends."

"Take a look - that's us in ninety years."

"I'm not laughing at you, dear-I'm laughing with everyone but you."

' You're wonderful.' 'I know.'

'Here's to being in love, in a hurry, and in debt.'

An evening with Stanley Bucholtz, relationship MD,,,tonight: 'Just ONE evening,,,'

"After two years of dating, we decided it was finally time to move in together."

'That's one of those May-December love affairs. He's 251 years old, and she can't be a day over 135!'

Speech-bubble-head-boy loves think-bubble-head-girl.

Tunnel of Love and the Tunnel of Mutual Respect and Admiration.

"Got any cards saying friendship is priceless under 5 bucks?"

Growing Love

Hold on

'We've entered the 'password sharing' phase of our relationship!'

'Sharing is saying you're my friend, without having to say 'you're my friend'.'

'No, there isn't a probationary period!'

"Lisa, your playdate is here!"

"Too desperate?"

It's obvious anniversaries are the lynchpin of the big oil conspiracy. What? Husbands forget them. Which leads to wives pummeling them. Which leads to men making sure they don't forget again. All you had to do was mark it in your calendar! What do you think pens are made of? Pummeling will now commence.