Relationship Counselor Gifts

"How do I love thee….? Let me count the ways…" "I'm going to want a recount."

"And do you, Deborah Tannen, think they know what they're talking about?"

Critics In Love

"That's the dating guru."

'There you are, sir - Would you also like to purchase a maintenance agreement?'

"No, I really DO love you. It's just that my committee has some issues."

A Reasonable Time for Concern

'Progress of a bookshelf'

'Would it kill him to be on the bottom for once?'

"Helen, is it possible that we are using our child as an intimacy barrier?"

Sulk Shows.

'And whenever I attempt cybersex, my computer freezes.'

Relationship counselor...specializing in Owl and Pussy cat

'If you are ringing your mentor to ask about your next move then we're FINISHED.'

'We don't text anymore'

'You're married, aren't you, Ed?'

An evening with Stanley Bucholtz, relationship MD,,,tonight: 'Just ONE evening,,,'

Relationship counselor.

'You were warned about mixed marriages.'

"People Change"

'He's such a mouse!' 'Now, Helga, let Leroy squeak for himself...'

I think I see the problem

"Our marriage has been experiencing a spot of turbulence lately."

'That's Confucius. I dated him once. I wasn't impressed though, he was all talk.'

A man sews broken hearts back together.

"Sure, it's more efficient. But I still miss shooting the arrows."

'...till death, or a really huge argument over ringtones, do you part.'

'Silly me. I thought his 'Catch and Release' bumper sticker referred to his philosophy on trout fishing.'

'Rodney! You take one more step in that direction and we're through!'

And do you, Sue, believe this is the best you can do? / It was a simple ceremony. Perhaps a little too simple.

'How can she tell that in only three minutes?'

'My communication skills begin when yours end...'

"One of her little flaws I don't mind is that she's a lousy shot."

"We've stayed together for the sake."

"I do think your problems are serious, Richard. They're just not very interesting."