Relationship Counseling Pillows

'I can change him!'

'...honestly I just feel like we don't communicate like we used to!'

'You have to learn how to communicate. Buy a pair of texting mobile phones and use them.'

"Maybe you ought to consider making love in the morning - before you have a chance to piss each other off."

Silent Fight #8997

"If I were money, you'd listen to me."

"How to communicate better with your mate"

You were warned about mixed marriages.

"Wow . . . We could really fill this room with uncomfortable silences."

Elephant in the Room

"The kids love it, and it's saved my marriage."

'Margaret. I feel that we must talk about our relationship.'

Cricketer goes for marriage guidance

The Older Testament: An Origin Story

Mime marriage.

'When Jack became immortal, something went out of our marriage.'

'Well, we've been under a lot of pressure lately.'

"You're both miserable wretches, but I suppose that's beside the point."

"The number one reason for divorce is marriage."

'We've thought about counseling, but we can't agree on a counselor.'

"If you want a positive outlook, you're going to have to turn you chair around."

"I invited a few friends over who think you should see a psychiatrist."

"Agreed. We'll reduce our arsenal of insults, jibes and grievances by one-third but will be permitted to stockpile them for use should the need arise."

"Our marriage has been experiencing a spot of turbulence lately."

'Right, how can I help you?'

"Where do my needs fit into your little hierarchy, Maslow?"

"Just tell us who's winning."

'How do you know when you're in love?...Go ask your Mother?'

"I'd never have known the joys of a journal if my attorney hadn't insisted I keep one."

'Andrew, I'm breaking off our romance. Of course, that doesn't mean we can't stay married.'

"You say you're my husband, do you have any official identification?"

'Occasionally the Dr. asks me to get real with people.'

Online Couples Therapy

I think I see the problem

"And if I could just point your attention to the data here, I think you will see why your feelings are incorrect."