Reincarnation Comic Pillows

'Oh, I don't care who - Anybody but a taxpayer.'

reincarnated worm...

"Ever eat a bird?"

'Haven't seen you in church lately John?'

Buddhist photo albums,

"I thought I'd come back YOUNG!"

'This patch is to quit smoking...this patch is to quit drinking...this patch is to quit drugs...this patch is to quit coffee...and this patch is to quit having any kind of fun whatsover!'

'I'm interested in being born again and again and again and again and again and again and again and again and again.'

"I'm having trouble with my long-term memory -- I can't remember my earlier reincarnations."

1,000 places to see after you die by Shirley Maclaine.

'You will be reincarnated as someone who undergoes past life regression.'

Cat Playing 10th Life.

"I was a dog in a previous life, but I came back as a god."

"Since both of us believe in reincarnation, what if I pay you all the money I owe you in the next life?"

Door sign states: Reincarnation studies Come again ... and again.

"I used to believe in astrology, UFO's, reincarnation, ESP, and all that stuff - in a former life, of course."

'Don't worry about my little aches & pains... the important thing is for YOU to be happy!' ~ one of reincarnation's fun little twists.

"I'm sorry, Mister Mulligan is dead. . . would you care to wait?"

"Ha ha. You tell that one in every lifetime. Ha ha. It never gets old."

'It all started in my previous life, doctor.'

"My psychic tells me I was a glass of water in a previous life."

"It sucks being reincarnated as a snail, but at least I've finally achieved home ownership."

2 trilobites; 'So what are you going to be when you die - oil or gas?'

'You were a boring accountant in ten previous lives.'

"We believe that in a former life she was an editor."

'Oh I've always been a sceptic, through all my past lives.'

'Nope. France is full up right now -- How'd you like to be an Albanian?'

"I can see that in your past life you were also a gullible schmo easily taken in by charlatans."

Bob didn't know what frightened him more - the cat or the thought of reincarnation. . .

"Yeah. What I remember most is that you still owe me money!"

Wife: 'It's for you, honey - the Reincarnation Society.'

"Your next life will be so much better."

'I've been reincarnated 47 time, and it's ALWAYS as some poor schlub sitting on a mountain!'

"Reincarnation? Well, I used to be a bigly non-believer."

'You'll love the congregation. We're chock-full of sermon material.'