Reincarnation Comic T-Shirts

'Oh, I don't care who - Anybody but a taxpayer.'

reincarnated worm...

"Ever eat a bird?"

Buddhist photo albums,

'Haven't seen you in church lately John?'

"I thought I'd come back YOUNG!"

'This patch is to quit smoking...this patch is to quit drinking...this patch is to quit drugs...this patch is to quit coffee...and this patch is to quit having any kind of fun whatsover!'

"I'm having trouble with my long-term memory -- I can't remember my earlier reincarnations."

'You will be reincarnated as someone who undergoes past life regression.'

Cat Playing 10th Life.

'I'm interested in being born again and again and again and again and again and again and again and again and again.'

"I was a dog in a previous life, but I came back as a god."

Door sign states: Reincarnation studies Come again ... and again.

"Since both of us believe in reincarnation, what if I pay you all the money I owe you in the next life?"

'Don't worry about my little aches & pains... the important thing is for YOU to be happy!' ~ one of reincarnation's fun little twists.

"I used to believe in astrology, UFO's, reincarnation, ESP, and all that stuff - in a former life, of course."

"Ha ha. You tell that one in every lifetime. Ha ha. It never gets old."

"I'm sorry, Mister Mulligan is dead. . . would you care to wait?"

'It all started in my previous life, doctor.'

"My psychic tells me I was a glass of water in a previous life."

2 trilobites; 'So what are you going to be when you die - oil or gas?'

"It sucks being reincarnated as a snail, but at least I've finally achieved home ownership."

'You were a boring accountant in ten previous lives.'

"We believe that in a former life she was an editor."

'Oh I've always been a sceptic, through all my past lives.'

'Nope. France is full up right now -- How'd you like to be an Albanian?'

'I've been reincarnated 47 time, and it's ALWAYS as some poor schlub sitting on a mountain!'

"I can see that in your past life you were also a gullible schmo easily taken in by charlatans."

Wife: 'It's for you, honey - the Reincarnation Society.'

"Your next life will be so much better."

'You'll love the congregation. We're chock-full of sermon material.'

'We're sending you back so that you can pay off your student loans.'