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'According to this you'll come back as a newt!'

reincarnated worm...

1599: Shakespeare's Agent knew what the public wanted

'The ghost walks this passage every night Monday to Friday. He has weekends off.'

"Sorry, I meant to say "good luck", not "break a leg"..."

Buddhist photo albums,

"Can you do battle with him later?... He's watching, 'Game of Thrones'."

'You will be reincarnated as someone who undergoes past life regression.'

'I'm interested in being born again and again and again and again and again and again and again and again and again.'

1,000 places to see after you die by Shirley Maclaine.

"Just great. These humans bring us back from extinction just in time for another global climate catastrophe."

Cat Playing 10th Life.

"I'm having trouble with my long-term memory -- I can't remember my earlier reincarnations."

"You never know what will catch on!"

"I was a dog in a previous life, but I came back as a god."

'Don't worry about my little aches & pains... the important thing is for YOU to be happy!' ~ one of reincarnation's fun little twists.

"I used to believe in astrology, UFO's, reincarnation, ESP, and all that stuff - in a former life, of course."

"Since both of us believe in reincarnation, what if I pay you all the money I owe you in the next life?"

Door sign states: Reincarnation studies Come again ... and again.

"Ha ha. You tell that one in every lifetime. Ha ha. It never gets old."

Why the missing face?

Restored antique carriage in A.D. 2500

"I'm sorry, Mister Mulligan is dead. . . would you care to wait?"

"My psychic tells me I was a glass of water in a previous life."

"No, I'm pretty sure it'd red for a cold and white for a fever."

'Someday one of us will look back on this and laugh.'

An angel spinning the Vitruvian Man

"Think about it: State-of-the-art tar preservation! And then, when we eventually find a cure for this extinction thing, there YOU are! On the ground floor!"

'You were a boring accountant in ten previous lives.'

"Lovely weather for it."

"Phil, you've done a terrific job of reinventing yourself...but we see here you're still just patent pending."

"We believe that in a former life she was an editor."

"Your next life will be so much better."

Wife: 'It's for you, honey - the Reincarnation Society.'

Date Becomes Wolf