Regretful Recliner Gifts

"Looks like a case of Death by Missed Adventure."

"And what would you like to regret later?"

"Careful... if you look too comfortable they take your chair away."

"Some days I really wish I had finished med school. Not that I ever started med school."

"It's our best seller. Perfect for sitting idly by."

"I tweeted yesterday. 'Sleep with your windows open'. It was liked and shared by 2000 mosquitos."

'Aren't you done yet? This is taking forever! I should have went somewhere else!...'

'He was a lazy boy. We should have known he'd grow up to be a lazy man.'

'How do you like your new, 'self rising armchair', Mum?'

"Sometimes I wish I went to a magnet school."

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"Honestly, I think this was a waste of money."

"He is very competitive. . . when he read about someone 'growing' a garden chair and he decided to grow a recliner and HDTV with surround sound system."

'This one only has two positions... 'attention' and 'at ease'.'

Long tattoo on arm of man drinking coffee reads, "Born to go binge-drinking, get pierced and tattooed, then wake up the next day really annoyed at myself for being such an idiot!"

"Johnny, strikes out, and will be thinking about this well into his thirties."

"Never get a tattoo when you're drunk and hungry."

'You've heard of a couch potato? Well he's a mouse potato.'

"And to think as a child he hated taking naps."

Every year at the annual 'MoveOn Swim Day', Dan really regretted having dated Grasie Wallace in high school.

Institute for Advanced Hindsight - Research into what should have been.

Long Limo Wait

King has Reclining Throne.

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"Actually I did know then what I know now. It didn't help."

"By law, we have to show you what your tattoo will look like in 40 years."

Recliner

"In 5 years I see myself wishing it was 10 years ago."

"Now, of course, I have to question the validity of that particular decision."

"I can't sleep not knowing where all the gluten from gluten-free products goes."

Buyers remorse items.