"Johnny, strikes out, and will be thinking about this well into his thirties."
Future Regret Ponderer Gifts
Looking for a gift for a someone who loves to reflect on life’s possibilities and often ponders future regrets? Our collection of thoughtful, witty products celebrates those quiet moments of introspection with humor and charm. Whether they are dreaming about what could be or contemplating what might have been, these items are a charming way to keep those reflections close. Make their introspection a little more inspiring with a gift that understands their love for pondering life's big questions.
'I don't remember predetermining THAT!'
"Why bother?"
Totalitarian Humour
"With the benefit of hindsight, I’d say no, Ed, it wasn’t ‘funny’ letting him steer the boat!"
'I really don't know how you got here with your life line!'
The glass is half full. - '' - 'The glass is half empty' - '' - 'Gah!! No clean glasses!!' - '' -
"I could have been a big celebrity but for my fear of public speaking."
'I could have made money in the stock market if I had only found the right 'How to invest' book...'
"What's Tim doing on the window ledge?"
"And what would you like to regret later?"
'Son, someday you're going to be short all of this.'
Lady Jane Grey
"The fact that you're here means you will continue to make poor life decisions."
Thanksgiving Turkey Fortune: "Why the silence?"
"Forget the future, tell me what happened to the past ten years."
'When will it be o.k. to feel irrationally exuberant again?'
"I just wish I hadn't spent most of my life reading the comments below online news articles"
"Who did you think has been drawing you all this time?"
"What? You were expecting good news? Expectations are so-o-o-o passe."
'This time last year you told me that I would meet a tall handsome stranger. Now I need his name and address.'
'Don't get your hopes up...the future isn't what it used to be!'
'Aren't you done yet? This is taking forever! I should have went somewhere else!...'
"If you never date a prediction it can't be proved wrong."
"Can you wait just a minute while I check my latest horoscope?"
Waking up with a terrible hangover, Joe took a minute to remember what he'd done last night...he spent the rest of his life trying to forget.
"Leon rents out his time machine to people who have to go back and 'un-day' stuff that's now considered offensive."
Your weight and fortune. What you'll weigh now...what you'll weigh 10 years from now.
"Their entire friendship is based on regret over property they SHOULD have bought when it was affordable."
'According to a recent issue of 'psychology today', all your fears are well founded.'
"Sometimes I wish I went to a magnet school."
'How much do you weigh?'
"Looks like a case of Death by Missed Adventure."
"Do you see a time in the future when I'm less gullible?"
Freeway exits: Should, Woulda, Coulda.
Future Regret Ponderer Gifts Collection
Future Regret Ponderer Mugs
Discover mugs that speak to the pondering mind, perfect for those who love to reflect over a warm drink.
Future Regret Ponderer Pillows
Explore pillows with thoughtful, reflective messages that add comfort and inspiration to any space.
Future Regret Ponderer Prints
Browse prints that inspire introspection and creative ponderings, perfect for decorating a thoughtful workspace or living area.
Future Regret Ponderer T-Shirts
Find t-shirts that showcase creative and introspective designs, ideal for the deep-thinking individual.