Regift Dodger Gifts

"I'm looking for something that the recipient will be too embarrassed to regift."

"No luggage to check - I just have this carry on."

'Today is the tomorrow I feared yesterday. . .'

'Don't worry about the company's pension plan. The way we work you, you'll be lucky to live that long!'

"I can't get used to being a grownup."

Self-Help Books Families for Lockdown

Examinations.

Things I've learned...

'I dont know about you, but I've got the feeling we're in for long flight delays...'

'Daniel! How many times have I told you not to bury that in the back yard! I'm going to be late for work!'

"I don't know what I'm going to do...my presentation is due on Monday and I haven't even started...I'm not sure I know how to speak."

Executive Asks Death To Wait

The four housemen of procrastination

A deadline comes to chew up a worker.

The Graveyard of Past Deadlines

'Whatever you do, don't tell them you think you're ready to take on more responsibility!'

'It's been a pretty slow day -- What say we knock off a couple hours early?'

'This is a personal insult to me and my family. Paulie, word is you regifted that horse's head I gave you last month. . .'

'We'll talk later, Ed, but for now we have a quick and dirty solution to your objections.'

'What do you mean we can't finish on time? Do you want history to say that Rome wasn't built in a day?'

",,,and what's more Pearson, it hasn�t gone unnoticed that you're not meeting deadlines"

"With great power comes zero responsibility."

In the Fever Cubicle

Deadlines, kill fees. Who comes up with these terms?

'It's come to my attention that you're becoming a bit of a clock watcher.'

"You've seen Grace under pressure. Here's Grace after the pressure is off."

"What's ticking away in your filing system?"

"I'm listing my deadlines by due date so I can miss them in chronological order."

Yeah, yeah, yeah - tell my editor the fables are almost done, and she'll have them as soon as

"Son, I’d say the ACL tear is the least of your problems."

"Scratching the infected area will only make it worse, Mr Bonaparte!"

"That's just my agent - pay him no heed."

"Thanks for the offer... but I'd rather see if tech support can get my computer running."

'You have three days left to finish this project!' 'I'll take Halloween, thanksgiving and Christmas!'

'Boss, I DID seize the day, but it wouldn't hold still.'