Regal Setting Admirers Gifts

"She wishes to range free!"

'Oh my God. I love it!'

"Happy Gnu Year!"

King on the toilet whilst jester laughs because the toilet paper is out of reach.

"I should cover your ears.I'm not very good at this.'

'Could you scoot your chair over this way a little dear?'

"I know it's our first date and we're at this fancy restaurant and all, but would it be a red flag if I ordered the chicken fingers?"

"And to think he started in accounting."

I didn't realize our pitch had such a lovely view...

Entering Vermont, No Artificial Coloring

"He mistook jesting for heckling."

Henry, sire, do you think having you're wife's name tattooed on your chest is a good idea?

Magestically Marble Hill

'Whoa! Really? You offer a full refund on any engagement ring for up to two years?! Very cool!'

Queensferry Crossing souvenirs are a big hit

Coventry Carol

A man is sweeping leaves in a museum full of marble statues.

"It's too late to give a tax cut to the rich, Sire -- They're all poor now."

"No way I'm going to curtsy! This "King of the Jungle" business has really gone to your head, hasn't it?!"

'I'm drawing up a contingency plan just in case -- how would you like to drive the getaway car?'

Come on, dear - all kings have groupies!

"If we finance your army will you promise not to attack the bank?"

Man with 'Prepare to meet thy doom' placard dressed in dinner suit and looking in mirror.

'Well, I guess deficits DO matter.'

'You know those troops you sent to Algeria? -- They went to Alberta.'

King Charles III's coronation

''Increase education funding'? -- You want the people to get SMART?'

The Start of Spring

'I wonder if you could shed some light on this department's high 'miscellaneous expenditure' total?'

King

Dumbstruck - 'Does my bum look big in this?' King and Queen ant.

'I still don't know how you got a booking here Bryan.'

'What's all this I've been hearing about 'future deficits'?'

'It'll never work between us, Biden. I'll always be a royal, and you'll always be a royal pain in the ass.'

'Hey! -- Don't go adding disclaimers!'