Regal Setting Admirers Mugs

"She wishes to range free!"

'Oh my God. I love it!'

"Happy Gnu Year!"

King on the toilet whilst jester laughs because the toilet paper is out of reach.

"I should cover your ears.I'm not very good at this.'

'Could you scoot your chair over this way a little dear?'

"I know it's our first date and we're at this fancy restaurant and all, but would it be a red flag if I ordered the chicken fingers?"

"And to think he started in accounting."

I didn't realize our pitch had such a lovely view...

Entering Vermont, No Artificial Coloring

"He mistook jesting for heckling."

Magestically Marble Hill

Henry, sire, do you think having you're wife's name tattooed on your chest is a good idea?

A man is sweeping leaves in a museum full of marble statues.

Coventry Carol

"It's too late to give a tax cut to the rich, Sire -- They're all poor now."

'I'm drawing up a contingency plan just in case -- how would you like to drive the getaway car?'

"No way I'm going to curtsy! This "King of the Jungle" business has really gone to your head, hasn't it?!"

"If we finance your army will you promise not to attack the bank?"

The Start of Spring

''Increase education funding'? -- You want the people to get SMART?'

'Well, I guess deficits DO matter.'

Man with 'Prepare to meet thy doom' placard dressed in dinner suit and looking in mirror.

'You know those troops you sent to Algeria? -- They went to Alberta.'

King Charles III's coronation

Come on, dear - all kings have groupies!

'I wonder if you could shed some light on this department's high 'miscellaneous expenditure' total?'

King

Dumbstruck - 'Does my bum look big in this?' King and Queen ant.

'I still don't know how you got a booking here Bryan.'

'What's all this I've been hearing about 'future deficits'?'

'It'll never work between us, Biden. I'll always be a royal, and you'll always be a royal pain in the ass.'

'Hey! -- Don't go adding disclaimers!'

'It's my re-moat.'