Refrigerator Remodeler Gifts

'Well,there's why your refrigerator's having temperature problems ma'am. The door's got a badly worn seal.'

Painting by the numbers for adults

Painting the Ceiling

'I found the termites!'

"In my life, I've had seven cars, six jobs, five houses, four bypass operations, and three wives!"

'We've knocked out the interior walls to improve our home Wi-Fi coverage.'

'And when you're done here honey, I have a nice periwinkle picked out for the foyer!'

"Are you sure there wasn't a floor model?"

' ... and this is the half bath.'

'I'm so excited to be remodeling the bathroom'

"This is one of her more important paintings from her early period."

'Harry won't even build me a new kitchen.'

"All new appliances, brand new subway tile backsplash and a unique kitchen island; notice those coconuts!"

'Dad, this is something I knocked up in the shed.'

'How are you doing on your side?'

"That's the last time I ask you to fix anything around here!"

Cut out and keep your own D.I.Y expert.

"We'd like you to think of it not as a 'brick', but rather as an essential component of a potential self-build project."

"It's about time you finished the wall, Herbet...that's your problem, you never finish anything you start!"

WC problem.

"I thought this was a do it YOURself project."

"At least you have taste when it comes to your computer's wallpaper."

"I promise you. One day granite kitchens will be the in thing."

'This fish looked bored so we installed a rec room below their tank.'

'It's lovely. Have you actually built a flat-pack kitchen before?'

'Of course, some assembly is required. That's why my bid was so low.'

'I know it's hard to believe, but before this, I'd never built a thing!'

'I've spent the last 20 years modernising the house and now you say it looks old-fashioned!'

'Let's take out a second mortgage and add a pizza garage.'

"We'd like to buy your house, then offer you the job of demolishing it."

Now if you're looking for a handy fixer-upper

"What do you have that's bigger than 'king'?"

"It's a quote form the builder, he says that the $2000 will just cover the cost of him coming over to laugh at us!"

"I remodelled, but I left it so that when danger threatens I can still take refuge in the redoubt."

'...and you may notice a few of the previous owner's personal touches.'