Reformation Explorer Gifts

William Tyndale

Church leader at desk has 3 boxes marked 'Black', 'White' and 'Gray Area'.

"Is this the best investment strategy you could come up with?"

"Your son is asking a lot of questions about the giant hands in the sky that controls everything."

Kid to pastor: 'Which office is heaven?'

"Um, I notice there's nothing in here about pork."

'Wow! -- Talk about a paradigm shift!'

'You'll never believe this - they've found the actual body of Jesus!'

A surprise in heaven

"I see you're back from church. What was cherry-picked for you today?"

Lady about the cross: 'Now that all of us have trusted Christ, this is our family tree.'

"Mainstream? Who's to say what's mainstream?"

"This may surprise some of your viewers, but I didn't actually want to go into the box."

Revival Meeting - Simultaneous translation of all talking in tongues.

The World's Biggest Book Club

'God's forgiveness of sins ... is that like a spiritual bailout program?'

'Is there an E-Reader Edition?'

'I'm an atheist!'

'Do you believe in reincarnation?' - 'I don't now, but I did when I was Napoleon.'

Thomas Cranmer

"Sure, it's Good News, but is it fake news?"

"Yes, but you were the defender of the wrong faith."

'One really nice thing up here is that it's always very easy to get an audience with a Pope.'

Roger feels that there are only two inante instincts in men and women. One is satisfaction of biological needs...the other is self-actualization.

'To be honest, it's a bit hard to swallow.'

"Does dad know you're dating the guy from the Seder plate?"

God is for life not just for Christmas.

"Great - already running late and then this happens."

'Just think of one of these as enabling legislation for the golden rule.'

Jesus plays peek-a-boo with doubting Thomas.

'Marx and Engels - why they split.'

'On the other hand, you must never, ever work in mysterious ways.'

The joy of sects.

Saying Grace.

Chill Out Worshippers!