Reformation Enthusiast Gifts

Conrad Grebel (Anabaptism)

95 Theses That Will Blow Your Mind!

Thomas Cranmer

Martin Luther's 96th Thesis

"Could you go back to the front desk? The receptionist has some forms for you to fill out."

'You can just forget about the cake.'

'I'm just not sure how much more I can teach you.'

'Hey! Contemplate your own navel!'

Eagle (The Divine Comedy).

"How do you say ‘Where is the bathroom’ in Sanskrit?"

"They're SUPPOSED to have a disparate impact!"

'Don't be embarrassed ? when I first attained Nirvana, I wet my pants, too.'

Raphael

The great Chartist demonstration. No. I. - A loyal citizen.

"What did Jesus order?"

'Well, if he can't be a Minuteman, he can be a minutedog.'

"It's time to get politics out of money."

Will rule with iron fist for food.

'NO, it DOESN'T come on DISC!'

The ecumenical dinner party.

Lenin, Anticipating His Arrival at Finland Station, Sees His Baggage Taken Off at Beloostrov.

Borgias holding a 'come as you wish to go' party

'You know, I never have had a sabbatical....'

'That's your third bowl of gruel this week! What is this -- a feeding frenzy?'

"Excuse me, Reverend, but what, exactly, do you have to do to get a drink around here?"

Michelangelo is painting the Sistine Chapel ceiling and a priest comes to check how he's going - 'Michelangelo, what the hell is that? I just wanted a couple of coats of duck-egg blue!'

The wine-shop

'Why did Moses wander in the desert for forty years?'

Healthcare declaration

'I'll let your people go when they're fully pyramid-compliant!'

"There Adam. Isn't that a lot more comfortable than that silly little fig leaf?"

"No, the Trinity is not the Father, The Son, and the Preacher's wife."

"I seek enlightenment - and a way to outsource our company's tech support."

"It would be great if you could turn the smoke machine down a little during worship..."

Leonardo Da Vinci's Cat