Referee Appreciation Society Pillows

'He supports the referee...'

"No, kid, we don't call these 'attachment icons.' We call them paperclips."

"As a rookie, I'm finding one of the hardest things to get used to is older people calling me 'sir.'"

'...However, he is such a heck of a nice guy, we're going to give him the touchdown anyway.'

Chris Froome

Playing football with snowmen in goal.

"Admit it Johnson, isn't a pat on the back more intrinsically rewarding than a salary rise?"

"Delivery."

Thank You to Vaccinators

'I love men in uniformity.'

'So you're the referee who had the courage to call a Technical Foul on Bobby Knight.'

Driving Test: Roll/Stop

'Oh no, how do I tell them that I don't like Angel Food cake?'

Man protecting himself from potential golfballs

'It's for you.'

"Try to be more like Mary. Mary's a real team player."

'Let's put it this way, part of you was offside!'

"The refereeing was only half bad... the winning team didn't complain."

'You say odd things.'

"She's got nice legs!"

"I'm only going to say this once Fred! I have a sore throat and it hurts to talk. So put that back in your pocket and leave it there for the rest of the game!"

'Thank's mom, parents don't get enough appreciation.'

'I'm sorry, but this relationship is not going to wok out.'

"Advantage Mr. Edmonson."

Lab. The sugar molecule is perfectly symmetrical. It's ambi-dextrose.

Obama

"And this the alternative 'non-teamwork' approach to resolving the problem!"

'Aww, c'mon, man, you can at least take a few dollars for saving my life.'

"I swing both ways."

"You know a game is close when every time you watch the replay the result changes."

Uh-oh, he's giving you the "stink eye"! I think somebody liiikes yooouuu!

Rugby Players and Referees.