Retro Appreciation Society Pillows

"No, kid, we don't call these 'attachment icons.' We call them paperclips."

Driving Test: Roll/Stop

Diner.

"Remember that time you tried to kill me?"

"And this is our media room."

"Desmond likes to live in the moment. . . and that moment happens to be 1960."

Early Colour TV

Abandoning the computer for a typewriter.

Instructions for Bow Tie Wearers

'This is the worst film noir I've ever seen.'

Computer Class.

"He's deliciously vintage."

T-Shirt: 'Been there done that but I'd do it again.'

“I have to warn you - my parents are a bit old-fashioned.”

The fate that awaits us all: creeping Rooneyism

'It's an antique!'

"If there's any one lesson we've learned from the eighties, it's how to shop!"

'And this is Eddy, he's been giving virtual tours long before computers.'

We have a nice selection of office artifacts, a typewriter, carbon paper, ashtrays, our CEO's last handwritten memo...

"Call Harris back from retirement and ask him how we did things around here before computers."

'Do I remember pre-decimal coinage?I remember pre-Tudor coinage!'

"Sitting on a beanbag doesn't take me back to the seventies- it just makes me wonder how I'm ever going to get up again."

Newfangled contraceptions phobia: 'David, David, we're sinking! Our water bed has sprung a leak!'

1950's.

'My old Nehru suit! And in a pocket there's still a bottle of aftershave lotion from the glove box of my '55 Nash Rambler.'

"This car is a retro classic. Instead of a USB outlet there's a cigarette lighter."

"Well..I think the old Thermograph machine I rescued from work goes a treat with our kitchen units."

How Grandma Sees the Remote

'In my day, we didn't concern ourselves with wimpy notions of workplace ergonomics.'

Nurse's introduction training - "We don't get the quality of student we used to"

Space hopper as a bouncer of a nightclub

"You've got night fever."

Social Media

"I'm sensing a nostalgia for when your mother rubbed butter on them."