Leader Appreciation Society Pillows

Obama

Chris Froome

I Litigate Therefore I Am.

The truth, the whole truth and nothing but the truth.

"Admit it Johnson, isn't a pat on the back more intrinsically rewarding than a salary rise?"

Abraham Lincoln

Israeli leader Ariel Sharon, pose one

"Delivery."

Warlord

He was good. Real good.

Barack Obama

"I bet you miss your brother."

Thank You to Vaccinators

Henry was hoping nobody would notice that he had lost his helmet...'

Alternative Thanksgiving Day Parade Balloons

Winston Churchill.

Abdullah Ahmad Badawi.

'Oh no, how do I tell them that I don't like Angel Food cake?'

"Geez. He's bald. No teeth. And craps in diapers."

President Barack Obama

"Mr. Rod gave me my employee review. He said I totally 'meet expectations'."

Jens Stoltenberg.

"Of the whole crew, only the Captain was hooked up to the net"

"Mind your language, Peters - I'm a 'follicly-challenged' old bastard, if you please."

"Well duh yes! My grandpa was an alpha-male: that's why he is a grandpa..."

Hillary Clinton Captain of the Ship

Barack Obama

Memorial Day

"Let's go for a crewcut to salute our tremendous military."

'The customer is King'

Man singing 'I've lost that loving feeling' outside infertility clinic.

Position - Opposition

'King Arthur had his round table...the president has his oval office.'

The Generous Tipper Restaurant

'Uhm... Independence Day fireworks? Well...our war plane crew believed they were taking fire from anti-aircraft weapons...ain't that funny?'