Authoritarian Leaders Appreciators Pillows

Warlord

Punk Reindeer

Judge, jury and executioner.

Abraham Lincoln

Israeli leader Ariel Sharon, pose one

"Next to my two years in the Marines, you're the best thing I've ever done."

"What's so galling is that you don't even realize how Earthist you are."

Barack Obama

The Codfather.

The Moses of his nation.

'Your opinions are a rephrasing of my opinions. I like that in a subordinate.'

Winston Churchill.

Abdullah Ahmad Badawi.

Jens Stoltenberg.

Brother and sister at the dentist

"I let him think he's protecting us, too."

President Barack Obama

"Nice touch, Jenkins. I like a man who salutes."

'You can't just get up and leave without permission.'

"I'm just getting around to sowing my wild oats."

'I know where you live!'

Quasimodo Zit.

Hillary Clinton Captain of the Ship

'I want everything, bring me everything we have on that.'

"Baldo, no one likes being told what to do...but taking direction is a part of life."

You can't just secretly monitor the conversation of every cafe patron. Of course I can. I'm the cafe's proprietor. I run the joint. I'm in charge. I'm a strong leader. I make touch decisions. I protect moms and children. I find and destroy evil. You use short, declarative sentences. I win.

"Well duh yes! My grandpa was an alpha-male: that's why he is a grandpa..."

Princess Carpet

'King Arthur had his round table...the president has his oval office.'

Scottish drill sergeant.

Policemen marching

"At least you're not afraid to fail."

"I'm trying to position myself as loyal."

Position - Opposition

"Sam, this is Willie Zimmer, whose quiet authority informs the mailroom."