Captain Admiration Society Pillows

"Of the whole crew, only the Captain was hooked up to the net"

"You two seem oddly suited."

Captain Corcoran, Commander of H.M.S. Pinafore

"Take a look - that's us in ninety years."

Chris Froome

Knight sees sign near castle: 'Prince's Parking, All Others Will Be Toad.'

'I'm a peasant. Follow the money!'

"Do you think the world really is going to hell, or are we just getting old?"

"Ya know, dad...I get to pretend I'm a superhero because of real heroes like you."

Knight

'I'm going out to forge an alliance.'

Superhero

Zorro, The Embroiderer

"He may have a royal flush. He may have a pair of twos. It's impossible to tell since he had Botox."

Old Golfers never die...only those who get in their buggies way!

"Wouldn't it be cool to live in the middle ages, Randy? We could roam the countryside on horses and carry swords?"

"Sir George! How did it go with your jousting competition at the Renaissance Fair?"

Knight offers his opponent a glass of wine.

'I wasn't so keen on the knight, but I kept the shining armour.'

You've got to admire his spunk.

'I tell you what: His armour was more scorched than shiny when we broke off the fight...'

Punch Initials - P

Romantic Dreams

Kirks & Tacos

Nebraska Fans

Alternative Thanksgiving Day Parade Balloons

Naomi Osaka

Gladstone and Argyll 'Crusade' against Armenian Attrocities

"Last chance - take back what you said about my wife."

Great coachees recognise great coaches.

"Well, what do you know, my coach remembered my birthday!"

"I let him think he's protecting us, too."

You remind me of someone I once pulled from the rubble: Pickup lines for heroes.

"Congratulations, sir, you've outlived the lot of them!"

'I know where you live!'