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"Of the whole crew, only the Captain was hooked up to the net"

"You two seem oddly suited."

Captain Corcoran, Commander of H.M.S. Pinafore

"Take a look - that's us in ninety years."

Knight sees sign near castle: 'Prince's Parking, All Others Will Be Toad.'

'I'm a peasant. Follow the money!'

"Do you think the world really is going to hell, or are we just getting old?"

"Ya know, dad...I get to pretend I'm a superhero because of real heroes like you."

Knight

'I'm going out to forge an alliance.'

Superhero

Zorro, The Embroiderer

Old Golfers never die...only those who get in their buggies way!

Knight offers his opponent a glass of wine.

"Wouldn't it be cool to live in the middle ages, Randy? We could roam the countryside on horses and carry swords?"

"Sir George! How did it go with your jousting competition at the Renaissance Fair?"

'I wasn't so keen on the knight, but I kept the shining armour.'

"He may have a royal flush. He may have a pair of twos. It's impossible to tell since he had Botox."

Nebraska Fans

Romantic Dreams

Punch Initials - P

Alternative Thanksgiving Day Parade Balloons

Kirks & Tacos

'I tell you what: His armour was more scorched than shiny when we broke off the fight...'

Gladstone and Argyll 'Crusade' against Armenian Attrocities

"Last chance - take back what you said about my wife."

Great coachees recognise great coaches.

You remind me of someone I once pulled from the rubble: Pickup lines for heroes.

"I let him think he's protecting us, too."

"Congratulations, sir, you've outlived the lot of them!"

'I know where you live!'

'One day, this will make a wonderful metaphor.'